World's Worst Yoobs #190

Maggie Haberman

Want to believe that Michael Wolff's Fire and Fury 

will actually help Trump? Radio talker John Ziegler

shows you the way.  A dabbler in alchemy, he can also

show you how to change gold into lead.

"Our first item of business here at Camp David is

what to do with Achmed the Dead Terrorist."

The Unexpurgated Bible #156

"And leaving Nazareth Jesus went and dwelt 

in Capernaum by the sea."

Another Stable Genius and Top TV Star

Hee Haw! Not Just a Smartass, But a Stable Genius

"Hello, I'm Mr. Ed."

This Looks Like a Job for Bigfoot!

Movens Tuum Custodiat Merda

"I hear the train a comin' 

rollin' round the bend."

Carson Jones' First Experiment in Psychokinetic

 Pence Conversion Therapy

Know Your Manwiches

Bannon's Money Queen Abdicates

'Two Rats in a Bag' Tote, Only $30

Warm Scuzzies #763

David Bosecker

GIGO, or the Fox-Trump Feedback Loop

Trump Calls Melania 'My Trophy Wife Dressed in a

$5,000 Shower Curtain'

Trump Takes a Break from Big Macs for Some Tasty 

Bannon-on-a-Stick

O Roy Cohn, where art thou? Trump wants to know.

"Where's my Roy Cohn?"

The Trump Who Cried, "Wolff!"

Unless you want to see him cry, don't tell Jeff Sessions he's 

a pathetic lump of flesh.

Trump/Johnson Duo Releases New Album, 

Straight Outta Central Casting

"And, lo, Steve Bannon  is with Andrew Breitbart

 always, even unto the end of the world."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #164

Homan and the Inhumanoids

As we've seen in the case of Donald Trump, scalp

reduction surgery does have its drawbacks.

Thomas Homan, Trump’s Perverse and Inhuman ICE Machine

Trump Disbands Kris Kobach, Didn't Know Finger 

Was Loaded

Like a graveyard, everyone in the Trump

Administration was dead to each other.

The GOP mascot learned the hard way that loyalty in the 

Trump Administration was only for suckers.

Stephen 'The Patriot' Bannon, accompanied by lawyers,

would have met with the Russians at the Holiday Inn and

then called the FBI immediately.

“Facebook is the most important mechanism facilitating 

the spread of fake news.”

Not only are Trump's nuclear buttons bigger,

but he has more of them.

And, yes, it's bigger than Kim Jong-un's.

"Oh, come on, God wouldn’t have given me maracas 

if he didn’t want me to shake ’em!"

FBI Agent Carrying Water for Hillary Clinton

 in the Deep State

Michele Bachmann Sez: “So the question is — 

am I being called by God to run for Al 

Franken's seat in the Senate?"

Stay Alert So You Don't Get Hurt!

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #163

Invasion of the Trump Troll Dolls

Whiteworld #52

New Seafood Restaurant Chain Popular with

White Nationalists

Moments Before a Pterodactyl Swooped Down and

Snatched David Clarke's Metaphorical Hat

Welcome to Madame Tussauds™

Sad Sack as Metaphor for the U. S. in 2018

The Only Dressing Served in the

Trump White House

It's Going to Be a Trumpensteen

 (Not Trumpenstine)

Year

Trump Quotes Fox News' Chaffetzphone,

Says Steele Dossier Is 'Bogus'