Two-Minute Haters #18

Dan Hall

Illegal Headbutt

Legal Headbutt

Warm Scuzzies #170

Jeffrey Epstein

Why are we fighting a war in a land where innocent people

are beheaded because some fool in the United States

burned a copy of the Koran?

Look at Haley Barbour and try not to think 'Meat Puppet'.

See, it can't be done.

Gravitationally speaking, the Earth is not round;

rather, it's shaped more like a Quaylean potatoe.

The Iranian women had picked the fruit of the Saffron Crocus

bulb as fast as they could, but, alas, not fast enough to have

money left over to buy an iPad 2.

"Callista, would you mind holding the camera, so that I

can put my left arm around Barbara Walters, my other

favorite pseudo-liberal?"

Speaker Boehner Double Bogeys on the Final Hole of the

National Debt Reduction Tournament

"David Gherkin, come out, come out, wherever you are!"

"You better be glad I'm such a wimp, Paul

Allen, or I'd kick your hiney!"

Allegories for Our Time #19

Bird Deciding What to Do Next as Commander-

in-Chief of a Cape Buffalo

[h/t:  Betsy]

Wise Owl Knows It's Not Just All Fools' Day:

It's All Fools' Century!

"Call me a 'Cooper's Hawk' all you want to, but it won't make

any difference.  I've never met anyone named Cooper in

my entire life.  And even if I had, he would now be called

'Hawk's Cooper'."

Apparently, Libyans aren't too happy

about the price of gas, either.

Holy Smoke

Warm Scuzzies #169

Bob Parsons

Look for the David Gherkin (aka Mr. Pickles) doll in the

'Soft Toys' department.

Cubik's Rube Vs. Rubik's Cube

Before

After

Rugby Star Blames Axe Murders on Defective Helmet

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #289

Alan Hale

Stephen Fincher (R-TN) and his family have been teabagging

Uncle Sam to the tune of $3 million in farm subsidies since

 1995.  It is said this is par for the course for the Tea Party

GOPer and gospel singer from Frog Jump, Tennessee. 

Montana State Representative Alan Hale Charged with

Legislating While Wearing a Clip-On Kentucky Colonel Tie

From this picture, can you tell if John Boehner is coming out

of the woodwork, or going back into the wooodwork?

And then the day came when all that was left of the Tea Party

was Rand Paul, Louie Gohmert, Michele Bachmann, Mike 

Pence, and less than 200 dregs.

Ron Carey, Former Chief of Staff to Michele

Bachmann, Explaining Why He Will Not Back 

Her for President:  “I agree with Michele

99% of the time on policy issues.  But just

like Dorothy, I’ve been to Oz and I’ve

looked behind the curtain.”

"Where does the attack on Libya stop? Do we go into

Africa next? I don't want to sound callous or cold, but

 this could go on indefinitely around the world."

Sean Duffy (R-WI) only makes $174,000 a year and is

struggling to make ends meet.  Would someone please

volunteer to hold a bake sale to help this former reality

TV star, district attorney, and father of six get over

this rough spot in the road?

World's Worst Yoobs #93

Lori Ziganto

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #288

Thad Viers

Substantially fewer people are viewing/listening to his

speeches these days.  Couple this fact with his 42% job

approval rating---the lowest since he took office--and you

realize that President Obama is headed up Doo-Doo Creek

without sufficient means of propulsion.

According to a new CNN/Opinion Research

poll, only 32% of the American people view

teabaggers favorably.  If they were all dolled

up like this one, the percentage would, no

doubt, be even lower.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #127

Somebody needs to teach President Obama not to put his

feet on the furniture. 

Justice Roberts was amused when he learned that Justice

Scalia had been fined $70 for rear-ending Justice Thomas.

"President Barack Obama has signed a secret order authorizing

covert U.S. government support for rebel forces seeking to oust

Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi, government officials told

Reuters." How can it be a 'secret order' and how can U. S.

government support for rebel forces be 'covert' when

government officials are telling Reuters and Reuters is

telling the whole world?  One might think this is an

encrypted message which, when decrypted, says: "Osama

 bin Laden is dead and the U. S. government is accepting

 applications for his replacement."

Why do we never see videos of cops beating up banksters?

O what would we do without the Science of Bracketology!

'Creationist Theme Park' Group Prez Accused

of 'Ungodly' Beard

Making $174,000 a year as a member

 of the U. S. House of Representatives,

Sean Duffy (R-WI) insists that he's

'not living high off the hog'.  You

know what that means:  1) he's

not Jewish and 2) he's a fan

of Hormel.

Oxymorons for Our Time #93

Secular Atheist Radical Islamists

US Sending Robots to Fukushima

"What are we doing in Libya?  Is it a war, is it an intervention,

or is it a squirmish?"

World's Worst Yobs #217

Scott Adams

Louis Vuitton Accused of Conspiring to Make

Nadia Plesner World-Famous

The Politico Illustrated #13

"Haley Barbour Courts Mike Huckabee"

Warm Scuzzies #168

Michelle Rhee