You Can Take the Man Out of the KGB, 

But 

You Can't Take the KGB Out of the Man

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #93

Michael Kohlhaas Rides Again

Illegal Space Alien learns that the reason he's not a 

Conservative Republican is because he doesn't love

the Constitution as much as Michele Bachmann does.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #544

Jonathan Stickland

Helps Build Strong Yogi Bodies 12 Ways

Warm Scuzzies #447

Tim Armstrong

Andrew Klavan, Pajamas Media Columnist, Accuses

Monkey of a 'Flagrant and Self-Serving Display of

Compassion'

Bill O'Reilly says his interview with President Obama 

before the Super Bowl game will "go down in journalistic

history."  Next year, in an attempt to go even further

down in journalistic history, O'Reilly will interview himself.

Four Horsemen of the Kookocalypse:  Jerry Patterson,

Dan Patrick, Todd Staples, and David Dewhurst

Israeli Archaeologists Claim the Domesticated Camels

and Armored Personnel Carriers Mentioned in the 

Book of Genesis Are Anachronisms

John Schnatter Sez:  "Free Koch with your

pizza at Papa John's!"

Only in Texas can someone kill four people and 

injure two others in a drunk-driving incident and 

not go to jail, while someone who pees on

 the Alamo goes to jail for 18 months.

When asked if he believes Chris Christie told the truth 

when he said he didn't know about the lane closures

on the Bridge to Nowhere, Mitt Romney replied,

"Oh, sure I do.  Chris is a friend of mine.  When he

tells you something, you can count on it."

Ralph Peters Chosen to Be President of the 

He-Man Putin-Lovers Club

Frank 'The Enforcer' Nitti

"Whaddya mean my pinstripe suit makes me look 

just like Frank Nitti?"

"God, as I get older and older, my 

skin gets thinner and thinner!"

Red Hot Silly Peppers Big Hit at Super Karaoke Bowl

More Americans had gotten their news from ABC News than 

from any other source.  And then Bill Kristol came along.

O'Reilly Gets His Loofah in a Twist Over Criticism 

of His Interview with President Obama

'Shark Eggs Rescued From Fish Market Grow Into Pups'

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #43

Walter E. Block

Uh-oh!  Chris Christie has lied his ass off again.

Is the Series 800 Romneyborg being

retooled for 2016?

Those same folks today would be saying, 

"Don't let your children listen to 

'America the Beautiful' sung in 

any language other than English."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #543

Pat Dollard

House Republicans Vote 47th Time to Repeal Obamacare, 

Wall Street Journal Runs 28th Piece Defending Venture

 Capitalist Tom Perkin's ‘Nazi’ Analogy

'Christie Pushes Back Hard'

"Careful, Jack, that cat's got a vicious streak a mile wide!"

'Contortionist Doubles Down During Taped O’Reilly Interview'

Old Men with Guns #17

John Dodrill

Only the bottle on the far right contains The Real Thing.

'Mike-Mike Huck-Huck-a-a-Bee-Bee

Leads 2016 GOP Hopefuls'

Stephen Hawking no longer believes in Black Holes, but,

as long as Jim Inhofe walks the Earth, he will continue to

 believe in White Holes.

What Allen West Turns Into When He Hears

'America the Beautiful' Sung in Some 

Language Other Than English

"Oh, well," he reflected pensively, "there's always CPAC."

John 'No Safety Nets' Elway Blames His Concussions for

Denver's Ass-Whuppin' by Seattle

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #92

Best in Show 2:  Scary Compromise

'NFL Commissioner Defends Concussion Rate'

'GOP Bigwigs Stand by Christie'

According to recent research, there's a little bit of

Neanderthal in all of us.  But, in Rupert Murdoch,

there's a lot.

Warm Scuzzies #446

Rory McCarron

Reagan's 12th Commandment 

Do Not Primary the Recumbent