Edward Mathews of New Jersey Charged with Harassment, 

Bias Intimidation, Assault, Criminal Mischief, Stalking, 

Weapons Offenses, and Growing Psilocybin Mushrooms with

 an Expired Horticulture License

If Trump is claiming credit for developing the COVID-19 

vaccine, why are so many Trumpniks refusing to be

 vaccinated?

From the Trumpnik perspective, there are three things 

wrong with Critical Race Theory.  First, it's critical.  

Second, it's about race.  Third, it's a theory.

No, Critical Race Theory isn't taught in our schools, 

but Trumpniks think it should be so that they can be 

outraged by it.

Some of the Capitol Hill Insurrectionists get the

coolest Twitter hashtags.

Warm Scuzzies #1,053

Andrew Saul

Warm Scuzzies #1,052

Paul Hodgins

J. D. Vance Publishes Reworked, Pro-Trump Edition

 of Hillbilly Elegy, with the New Title, Insurrectionist Elegy

Yes, That Shaun

In Case You've Been Wondering What United

Constitutional Patriots Look Like

Election 2020 Commemorative T-Shirt

Governor Greg Abbott's $55 million War Chest is an

expensive game.

Leading Authority on Critical Rack Theory Indicates 

It's Not Taught in Michigan Schools

'Could Ransomware Become a Geopolitical Weapon?'

Duh!

Over-serving alcohol to over-drinkers: just 

what a teetotaler like Trump would do.

We're seeing more and more signs like this

these days.

O Ye of Little Faith

Run for the school board, but don't mention QAnon

and don't wear the funny hat.

If she sees or hears something she doesn't like, Marjorie Taylor

 Greene puts on her cowboy hat and draws an analogy to Nazis.

Has Trump sued you yet?  Be patient.  If you live long 

enough, he'll eventually get around to you.

Recently-Declassified Photograph #55

Flynn-Lindell Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory

Allen West Sez:  "Here in the state of Texas, we have 

a system of taxation that is really based upon 

Karl Marx's communist planks in the 

Communist Manifesto."

Sean G. Turnbull Sez:  "I believe that conspiracies are

real, and they happen all the time."

FBI Recovers Fully-Constructed Lego Capitol Invasion Set 

from Home of Capitol Hill Insurrectionist

COVID-19 Cases Spike Among the Unvaccinated

 Anti-Vaxxers and OfficeMaxxers

Marjorie Taylor Greene's Preemptive, All-Inclusive Apology

OatKeeper, the Beer That Made January 6 Famous

"Trump told White House Chief of Staff John Kelly in 2018 

that German dictator Adolf Hitler 'did a lot of good things'.”

Sean Hannity is now claiming the National Anthem, the 

Pledge of Allegiance, reading, writing, and arithmetic 

will soon be replaced by Critical Race Theory.

Hillbilly Lament, J. D. Vance's New Book

World's Worst Yobs #440

Christopher Rufo

"Mom, Weldon is disillusioning me again!"

Dalai Llama Threatens to Invade Vatican City 

on His Birthday

Some Assembly Required

Appetizer and Dessert, All in One:  

How Con-VEEN-ient!

The dawn of the Windows 11 era will see the Earth 

rotating on its axis a little bit easier.

Luckily, July the 4th only happens

once a year.

Still Life with Roseanne Barr as Popeye Squinting at 

Mark Zuckerberg Doing His Silver Surfer Impression

Flea's Glamour Shot

Flying the flag at half-staff is a sign of mourning.

Stylish PBR furniture was only possible before the 

transition from steel to aluminum cans began in 1958.

One can only hope we've finally learned that 

it's unwise to inflate a chicken.

It was the third year of podcasting feuds 

and the information superhighway was

 littered with unsightly debris.

"Sorry, lady, no square dancing allowed."

One would think Texas has enough native nutjobs

that it wouldn't have to import them from Florida.

Mover over, Silver Surfer!  Here comes Mark Zuckerberg, 

the Electric Hydrofoil Silver Surfer!

FREEDOM!

Tucker Carlson is a Three Effer:

Foam-Flecked Fulminator.

Panicdemic!

Because of the problem of subsidence in Florida,

the Marco Rubio National Monument has been

moved to the Bonneville Salt Flats.