Is it time for Steve Hotze to push the

'I Was Only Joking' button?

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #124

Caleb Hull

World's Worst Yoobs #216

Paulina Enck

We're Going to Need a Bigger Room

There's nothing quite like

 legalized murder.

Just when you thought the world was safe

from Dana Loesch.

Hold On, America, He's Coming!

Trump Believed to Be Polishing His 

Jefferson Davis Impression

"Bowser, you've got the idea of a coronavirus

face mask all wrong."

This could not have happened to a more deserving

Trumpnik homewrecker.

Jared Kushner Sez:  "And then when he makes 

decisions on where he wants to go, the campaign

 was designed to be like a custom suit for him.”

Bad Day at Mount Rushmore

Trump's Road Show Experiencing Unexpected Delays

Who Was That Masked Man Anyway?

Things to Avoid #39

Raging White Women with Trader Joe Bags

Trump Now Saying He's 'All for Masks'

COVID-19 likes it, too.

"Lay that pistol down, babe, lay that pistol down

Pistol Packin' Karen, lay that pistol down."

Dining out with the Wuesterbergs?  Don't forget to 

bring your guns.

Mike Pence's Coronavirus Tour of Arizona Scaled Back

Due to Shortage of Uninfected Secret Service Agents

So true.  Texans don't live in a communist country.

They live in an idiocracy.

So long as Trump is not undermined, Andy Biggs could

give a flip how many Arizonans die from COVID-19.

Flag Desecration #121

Loser Label Looms

Maskless in Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan

Another Dad-Blamed Cliffhanger!

Is there any truth to the rumor that Kayleigh McEnany's

new dress was made from an old Jackson Pollock

drop cloth?

Commandments?  YES!  Mandates? NO!

Enlightened Americans who live by the Golden Rule

 don't need a mandate to wear a mask.  Only 

Trump and Trumpniks who don't give a damn

about their neighbors need a mandate.

Alex Jones:  Keeping Austin Weird Since 1996

Yes, gentlemen, it would appear the Confederacy has lost

the Civil War one more time.

Sign of the Times #82

Just Say No

We Just Need More Aqua Buddha

Some women say Mitch McConnell's mask makes him look

even sexier.

Remember Golden Books?  Well, this isn't

one of them.

In outer space, flags don't wave; they just ignore you.

Imagine Texas as a giant flying saucer with 

Lieutenant-Governor Dan Patrick at the wheel.

Adventures in Aestheticism #252

Vladimir Putin Approves This Message

Heavy Lifter

When you gaze long into the abyss, the 

abyss gazes also into you and is apt 

to get downright mouthy.

Daniel John Feaster, Okie Hitler

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #123

Theodore Beale

Patricia McCloskey Doing Her

Hamburglar Helper Impression

Times are so tough in New Jersey that

Woodrow Wilson's desk has been laid off.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #824

Theodore Rothrock

New Impeachment Charges?  Bring 'Em On!

Referring to epidemiological experts, Rand Paul said, "A great

 deal of harm may occur when we allow one group of small men 

and women to be foisted on an entire nation.”  Why is Rand so

biased against vertically-challenged people, like, say, the

Mnuchkins?

Collect Them All!

Bret Stephens is a one-man epidemic of 

misinformation, disinformation, and

general crackpottery.  Take this item

from just two months ago as a case

in point.  He should be sued for

 journalistic malpractice and

public endangerment.