Ptui!

Have a dog in need of a good mocking?

Call Greg Kelly @ Newsmax-TV.

Warm Scuzzies #1,013

Gary Gates

Trump's Sacred Landslide Victory of 2020

Yes, it's Caturday, but this kitty is 

still not convinced Trump is no

longer in the White House.

Ted Cruz Texas Two-Stepping His Way

Into the Hall of Ignominy

When Memes Cross-Fertilize

Get Ready to Hear a 

Giant Sucking Sound

Ted Cruz Wasting Away in Margaritaville

Snowflake, Ted Cruz's pet poodle, is very sensitive and

was very hurt and offended to be left home in the

cold while its master frolicked on the beach in 

sunny Cancun.

Need someone to defend the indefensible?  

Call Matt Gaetz at 1-800-TED-CRUZ.

This was Ted and Heidi Cruz five years ago.  You can

imagine what they look like today after the Great

Sunny Cancun Debacle.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #203

Flag Desecration #125

Unfortunately, toxic bigots, like Rush Limbaugh, only

die once.

Ted Cruz Flees Frigid Texas for Tropical Cancun

The Nazi goosestep is alive and well and

living in Yemen.

Would you buy a used freezer from this man?

While many of his fellow Texans are

freezing at home without power, 

Ted Cruz, disguised as a grocery

sack, is vacationing in Cancun.

Do Dogs Resemble Their Masters?

The Case of Droopy and Lindsey

When he heard that Rush Limbaugh had

passed away, Jesus went Bungee Jumping.

If you had to be Larry Kudlow, you'd wear a sad face, too.

Warm Scuzzies #1,012

Tom Boyd

“Donald Trump is the most vibrant member of the 

Republican Party,” says Lindsey Graham.

Post-Trump GOPer Configuration

When you hear talk about Texas seceding from the 

United States, that's always the bloviation of the

Republican Party of Texas, which lives in Donald 

Trump's right armpit.

Kentuckian Linda Blackford Sez:  "Mitch McConnell has now 

contorted himself into a strange pretzel-shaped politician 

hated by absolutely everyone."

New Book Celebrates the Lives of the

43 Republicans Who Courageously

Voted to Acquit Donald Trump

It's been Miller Time for over 5,000 years.

Looking for Love on Valentine's Day

The "New" Republican Party is like the "Old"

Republican Party, except with more monsters

and mythical creatures.

Mitch the Quitter?  No, Tooter Turtle the Acquitter.