Sidney Powell's a Pepper, You Can Be a Pepper, Too

World's Worst Yobs #450

Jonathan Mitchell

Warm Scuzzies #1,213

Mike Roman

The NRA Children's Museum---a convoy of 52 yellow school

 buses filled with 4,368 empty seats to represent the children 

killed by gun violence since 2020---visits Ted Cruz's home.  

He was reading Green Eggs and Ham to his pet mole rat 

at the time.

With the aid of the James Webb Space Telescope,

we can see what the Carina Nebula looked like 7,600

years ago.  That's Earth years, of course.  Measured

in Saturnian years, it's only 91.8 years ago.

Does Joe Manchin give a damn that climate change is 

destroying our human environment?  Hell no!  He's from

West Virginia, where the environment was destroyed by the 

oil, gas, and coal mining industries long ago.

Jonathan Lemire Sez: "Steve Bannon claimed he was taken 

aback at the ease with which Trump would lie, or order 

others to do so."

The Sand Religion Protocol

Elon Musk's Dad Gets Existential

Jordan Peterson is just one of the modes of being a grifter.

There are many others.

Cody Mattice and James Mault are going to prison for

3.5 years because of Donald J. Trump's coup attempt.

It's enough to make a grown man cry.

Often Confused with, but Only Tangentially Related to,

the Loveland Frogmen

Warm Scuzzies #1,212

Todd Rokita

  Is your outrage device running low?  If so, just plug

 it in to this portable Outrage Charger.  You'll never

run out of outrage again!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,010

Brad Tschida

Researchers debunk the old idea that Woody Woodpecker

had a natural shock absorber in his skull to protect his brain.

Catherine Glenn Foster Sez:  “If a 10-year-old became 

pregnant as a result of rape and it was threatening her life, 

then that’s not an abortion.”

Imagine how January 6 might have turned out if Trump's

limo had been a self-driving Tesla.

"I'm walkin', yes indeed

And I'm talkin' about you and me

I'm hopin' that you'll come back to me, yeah."

World's Worst Jobs #163

Joe Manchin Reporter

Yes, Virginia, Jim Jordan is a Fido Friday denialist.

Manchin Subvariant BA.5

Something odd was happening and he dare not fall asleep.

Pixels Gone Wild!  Better Than a

Late-Night Infomercial!

"Of course you don't get any bloody wafers with it!"

If you ever have anything to do with him,

Trump will always get you in the end.

If you have trouble telling them apart, just

remember Bob Woodward wears glasses and

Pruneface didn't.

Secret Service Moves to Undisclosed Location,

Changes Name to 'Cover-Up Service'

Spawn of Roger Ailes and Bill O'Reilly

So far, he had determined the experiment had a 

beginning and an end.

In the olden days, you had to go to a circus sideshow

to see a freak like Forgiato Blow.  Now all you have

to do is have a Twitter account.

Flying Saucers Are In the House!

Now with 33% Less Shooters Grill!

Has Elon Musk screwed himself, or is it all

just a metaphor?

Before God created Eve, was Adam nonbinary?

Egg A La Festering Gob

Restaurant package, not for resale.

Trump Adviser Pressing Him to Announce 

2024 Campaign Before Midterm Election

Jonathan Turley After His Skeptical Article in the 

New York Post About the 10-Year-Old Rape Victim

Was Torpedoed by the Truth

Trump Could Announce 2024 Bid as Early as September

Jim Jordan Surreptitiously Deletes Tweet Calling 

Bastille Day 'Another Lie'

Biden Defends Visit to Saudi Arabia and 

Other Undesirable Things

Just as there are Quack Doctors,

there are Quack Lawyers.

Average Rent in Manhattan Jumps to Record $5,000

 a Month; City Mouse Moving to the Country

He-Man Womanators Club

Thank God, Rootie Kazootie is not becoming

more 'elite', like all those snooty libtards and

moonbats.

Lindsey Graham Argues Constitution Grants Him

 'Absolute Immunity'

Just as Let's Go Brandon! = Fuck Joe Biden!,

Let's Go Pikachu! = Fuck Joe Manchin!

Warm Scuzzies #1,211

Dave Yost

Mark Meadows and Rudy Giuliani Re-Enacting 

The Green Mile