Is this the 'Trump of God' the Apostle Paul 

talked about?

Have you Trumped Your Cat yet?

Jeb Bush has criticized Barack Obama, Hillary 

Clinton, and John Kerry for using what he calls

'big syllable words'.  There are seven of these

in English, all beginning with the letter 's' and

all nine letters long.

"I swear to God, the next person who calls me 'Lurch'

I will fold, spindle, and mutilate!"

The Unexpurgated Bible #118

"Now as John McCain met with reporters on Capitol Hill, 

suddenly a light from Heaven flashed about him. And he 

heard a voice saying to him, 'John, John, why are you 

such a putz?'"

Even Captain Marvel was no match for this Scorpion.

Think of Jan Brewer as Donald Trump

without the dashing good looks and

charm.

The Second Coming of Andrew Breitbart

He had always dreamed of putting 'Licensed Texas

Alligator Wrangler' on his résumé.

So long as the media are corporate profit 

centers, Donald Trump will not only be 

possible; he will be probable.

I Remember Dubya #67

Dubya may no longer be the Commander-

in-Chief, but he's still the Grifter-in-Chief.

The GOP isn't so much a political party anymore as

 it is a fragmentation grenade after Donald Trump 

pulled the pin.

The Oklahoma governor's theme song is 

'Please Help Me I'm Fallin'.

Few people realize how many hours you have to work to be

born into a wealthy family. Just ask Jeb Bush.

Jeb Bush Sez: "People should work

longer hours like I do."

Ariana Grande: Singer, Actor, Donut-Licker

'Religious Freedom' is the Swiss Army Knife of discrimination.  

It can be used to discriminate against anyone in anyplace at 

anytime.

Little Tough Guy Sez: “If you’re war weary, 

don’t vote for me.”

Obama Administration Revives Plan to Create

Universal Death Panel

Warm Scuzzies #570

Allen McConnell

Pope Francis Drinks Coca Leaf Tea, Starts Singing

'Things Go Better with Coke'

Maine Governor Fat Bastard Denies Losing His Veto 

Pen, Then Finding It Under One of His Titties

"Mission Control, please be informed there's a gomer-shaped 

object that has penetrated our airspace. It's the darndest thing 

we've ever seen!"

Gays Accused of Stealing California Rainbow from God

Warm Scuzzies #569

Marion County, Florida

Miraculous Image of Bobby Jindal on Wheat Toast

Gets No Bids on eBay

Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?

A: Actually, the squirrel didn't cross the road.  

It stopped in the middle and got run over.

According to The Onion, Donald Trump says his cows are 

500 times bigger than those in Iowa. He's exaggerating, of 

course, but not by much.

Tricky Dicky Goat Sez: "I am NOT a bearded ruminant!"

Even Donald Trump's hair is looking whupped these days.

The End Times have lasted since Jesus ascended into Heaven 

and promised to return to Earth ándale pronto.  That's over 

2,000 years.  So, instead of using AD or CE to denote our

era, why not ET?

Daughter of the Confederacy

Even Donald Trump now admits his anti-Mexican

 immigrant comments were bad for his brand.

The Unexpurgated Bible #117

"And when Lee Bright had cried with a loud voice, he said, 

'Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit': and having

said thus, gave up the ghost."

Poultry Expected to Boycott National Fried

Chicken Day

Physical Cliff

Job!

Area Man Wins Two Darwin Awards for Launching 

Fireworks from the Top of His Head While Jumping into 

an Alligator Pond

"I'm more likely to be killed by a Mexican than by

a shark."

What to Wear If You're a Squeezebox

Smuggler

Mike Huckabee Does His Doctor

Joyce Brothers Impression

Ted Cruz Salutes Donald Trump

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #23

A Donald Trump Caterpillar

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #634

David Simpson

"Now you understand, girls, why they're called

Crazy Creek chairs."

Amazonian Flannel Moth Challenges Donald Trump 

to 30-Minute, Two Out of Three Falls, Comb-Off

"Our task as Republicans is to say essentially the same

 thing as Donald Trump, but not in such a crude and

reprehensible way."

His memory had gotten so bad he couldn't remember

the Alamo.