Wednesday, May 29, 2013

"Hey, kids, what time is it?"
"It's Wakarusa time!"
[Fearguth will be offline until June 4.]
One-L to Become No-L After 2014

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Walmart Admits Dumping Pollutants, Will Pay 
$81 Million in Pocket Change
No doubt about it:  John Boehner's power
to make people laugh was shrinking.
Carmen Reinhart, Harvard's spec-
tacularly mistaken economist, calls
Princeton's Paul Krugman 'spec-
tacularly uncivil'.  World yawns.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Local Unbeliever Charged with Sacred Cow Rustling
"Like Rand Paul says, Obama's really losing 
the moral authority to lead this nation."
If everyone will be really sweet to him, Rand Paul 
just might vote for immigration reform.
High Cotton

Low Cotton
Don Thompson Sez:  "We don't sell junk food!"
[As we all know, McDonald's only sells 
Pâté de Foie Gras, Chateaubriand, and 
Lobster Newburg.]

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Asked what job David Price (shown here)
had been hired to do, Toronto mayor Rob
Ford said, "Director of the Office of
Logistics and Blow Drying."
Would you buy a used crack pipe from this man?
Governor of Oklahoma Cuts Red Tape,
Dress Falls Off
Q:  How can you tell when Peter King isn't offended?
A:  You can't.
“I’m gonna be honest with everybody.  I’m attracted 
to Mr. Maddow, and that really conflicts my, uh … 
I always thought of myself as a heterosexual, but …
OMG!  I feel my balls re-ascending the inguinal canal!”
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #501
Bob Fitzsimmonds
The 'Minister' Half of E. W. Jackson That Made
Controversial Remarks

The 'Candidate' Half of E. W. Jackson That Didn't