Rude Rhymes #64

Deep Seven

Mark Levin

The Politico Illustrated #32

'Fireworks between Ken Cuccinelli, Terry McAuliffe'

Only Racists Think Racism Is Over in the U.S.

Adam Savader's Chances for the Republican

Presidential Nomination in 2016 Now Looking

Better than Marco Rubios's

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #20

Todd Starnes

In a piece for The Daily Beast with the title, "Paul 

Krugman's Nasty and Inane Attack on 'Libertarian

Populism'," Nick Gillespie describes Professor 

Krugman as a dime-a-dozen self-blinkered public 

intellectual shut-in who stinks.  One supposes that

the professor will think twice before he dares annoy

the Black Leather Boy from Reason again.

World's Worst Yoobs #134

Rachel Campos-Duffy

Little Known Fact #41

Erick Erickson watches Bored Housewives of Virginia

on his laptop.

What's Hot in the New Generation

 of Feminine Sex Toys? The Zoidberg!

Space Ghost

Race Ghost

Speaker Boehner has been caving so much lately people

have started calling him 'The Spelunker'.

Steve Ballmer, the Louie Gohmert of Microsoft

Flag Desecration #67

The new NSA data center in Bluffdale, Utah will require 

1.7 million gallons of water daily to operate.  That's why 

it's being built in the Great Basin Desert, where Mormons

are more plentiful than water.   

"Oh, son of a bi-bi-, son of a bi-bi-, son of a bi-bi-bi- ... gun! 

Ha-ha-ha! You thought I was gonna say 's-s-son of a 

bitch', didn't ya?!"

Have you been looking for a way to reduce the time you 

may have to spend in Purgatory?  Well, there's a way.  

All you have to do is follow Pope Francis on Twitter.

"But that would be worse than Purgatory!" you rejoin.

Yes, some situations are just Lose-Lose, and there's

not a damn thing you can do about it.

Remember, Floridians:  before you start yelling, "The sky 

is falling, the sky is falling!" it could just be a QF-4 Drone

that's crashing in your backyard.

Have you heard the latest?  Mitch Daniels, President 

of Purdue University, has a new book coming out: 

 Zinn and the Art of Book Burning.

Whiteworld #14

In terms of female genitalia, Richard Cohen is

 what the Squidbillies call a 'Wooly Booger'.

If you're in the mood to commit

an urban crime, don't forget

to wear your uniform, the 

Richard Cohen WaPo Hoodie.

It's only $44.99, and if you

order today, the shipping

is free!

State Senator Aaron Osmond (R-UT) wants to abolish

compulsory education.  He cites as evidence how

compulsory education treated him:  it turned him 

into a Republican Mormon politician living in Utah.

Liz Cheney Casting a Spell on Mike Enzi

Old Men with Guns #10

John Spooner

Michele Bachmann's Close Encounter of 

the Vibrator Kind Narrowly Averted;

Christian Group Intercepts 'Female

Pleasure Machine' at the 11th Hour

After Senator Warren unsexed two male CNBC anchors

live and on camera, Jim Cramer said, "Balls?  Who

needs 'em?!"

Warm Scuzzies #411

Jonnie Williams

Vitamin B37

One a Day Helps

Keep Justice Away

General Disarray, Chairman of the Joint 

Chiefs of Staff, believes in 'the importance 

of trust'.  Is this why he favors supplying

 more military hardware to Iraq, Lebanon,

 and Jordan?

Why did Richard Cohen tell us, "I am a racist"?

  We already knew that.

Correction:  Make That 'America's Flaccid Penis'

Michele Bachmann and Javier Sanchez, Her Legislative

Assistant and Petty Cash Thief, En Route to Spank

President Obama for Waving His Magic Wand

Study Shows Baseball Games Contain 

about 18 Minutes of Baseball, 33 Minutes

 of Scratching, and 45 Minutes of Spitting

Wax Dummy of Former President

Bush Not Taking Sides on Senate

Dispute over 'Nucular Option'

"It ain't no myst'ry

If it's politics or hist'ry

The thing you gotta know is

Ev'rything is show biz

Heil myself

Watch my show

I'm the German Ethel Merman

Dontcha know."

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #140

The Conservative Treehouse

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #507

Roberto Calderoli

Spitzerweiner:  a Cross Between a Spitz and a Dachshund,

Popular in New York

Paleoanthropologists now believe that Neanderthals,

with two exceptions, became extinct 40,000 years ago,

having been crowded out by the Cro-Magnons.  Those

two exceptions were the prehistoric ancestors of Dan 

Foster, news editor of National Review Online.

American Schutzstaffel #28

Following in the footsteps of Bernhard Goetz, George 

Zimmerman has announced plans to run for Mayor of 

Mosquito Grove, Florida on the Transfusion Party ticket.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #144