Adventures in Aestheticism #200

Trump has the eyes of a debauchee.

If Trump and Xi ever make eye contact, watch out!

"Look into my eyes, ICE men!"

Bret Stephens speaks White Nationalist with a

GOPer accent.

Trump Privatizes Independence Day

The day Trump and Putin accidentally fell into a

bottomless pit will soon be commemorated as an

international holiday.

Boris Johnson Doing His Marco Rubio Impression

Recently-Declassified Photograph #47

 Casual Friday was Cosplay Day in the White House.

Judge Haywood Gilliam Sez:  "All Trump has succeeded in

 building is a constitutional crisis."

Adventures in Aestheticism #199

Now Available in the Donald Trump Official Store™

Beware of Imitations

Accept No Substitutes

Oh Bury Me Not Under Old Cliches #6

At the G20 Summit, one option was not on the table.

Adventures in Aestheticism #198

Trump and Putin Searching Each Other's Eyes 

for Positive or Negative Mood Signs

*Smells Just Like Fresh Leather

*Uniquely-Designed Fragrance Made with Pheromones

*Improves Self-Confidence and Creates a Magnetic Aura

*Provides More Allure Than a Traditional Scent

Some say it's that LEATHER Pheromone Cologne 

by Intense for Men™ which explains Trump's

 naughty behavior.

Fake News You Can Really Sink Your Teeth Into

How Windbags Mate

Luckily, Joseph, Mary , and Baby Jesus didn't seek 

asylum in the Days of Trumpery.

The Republican majority on the Supreme Court

 envision short-term electoral opportunities for the GOP,

 but are blind to the likely disastrous long-term strategic 

consequences for their party.

In keeping with his motto, 'Be Prepared', Eric Trump says he 

will carve his initials into anyone who spits on him in the future.

America doesn't need to import Schutzstaffel.

We grow our own.

This plan is certainly worth trying.  It just might work.

John Kelly, you may recall, was Chief of 

Staff for Trump, the Beakwetter-in-Chief.

Adventures in Aestheticism #197

End Times for Tasty Bug Draweth Nigh

If Indiana Jones Had Worked for the

State Department

What?  No Confederate flag?

The Shirt All the Democratic Candidates Should

Wear to the Debates

"George Conway Calls for Trump to Be Committed After 

Wild Fox Business Interview: ‘Take Him to Walter Reed’"

What a waste of a precious bodily fluid!

Dana Loesch is now homeless.

In the time of William Barr, the people waxed nostalgic

about the happy days when Mutt and Jeff ran the 

Justice Department.

One of seven medical doctors in the House of 

Representatives, Texas GOPer Michael Burgess 

would be happier if fewer Americans had health

 insurance.  "if the numbers drop," he declares, 

"I would say that's a good thing, because we've 

restored personal liberty in this country."

Trumpism isn't an ideology.  

It's a communicable disease.

Michael Burgess Sez:  “You know what? There’s not a lock 

on the door. Any child is free to leave at anytime, but they 

don’t. You know why? Because they are well taken care of.”

Anyone who says a nation of 80 million people should be 

'obliterated' makes Hitler and Stalin look like

good time charlies.

When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go

Emolumentum!

Duncan Hunter (R-CA), it appears, was blowing smoke up

everyone's ass, including his wife and five mistresses.

Warm Scuzzies #879

John Sanders

Home-Grown Schutzstaffel

Concentration Camps Along the U.S.-Mexico Border

Afflicted with Biblical Plague of Desert Trumptoads

The Impotentate of Pennsylvania Avenue

Have you ever seen the infomercial for this product 

on late-night cable television?

From the MonkeyTalk Mobile Ap Tutorial

If someone is his type, in other

words, Trump wouldn't hesitate to

 'Pass Go and Collect $200'.

Bwana always wore a pith helmet when she was on thafari.