Starting tomorrow at noon, Fearguth will

be attending the Bear Creek Music

Festival at the Spirit of the Suwannee

Music Park near Live Oak, Florida.

From then until next Monday evening,

 he will be offline, getting funky.

Molesters usually don't look like molesters,

except Lester the Molester.

"Don't shoot me, I'm just the videographer!"

"So what if Biggus Dickus is a sexual harasser? 

The statute of limitations ran out years ago!"

"If you wish to elect a Genitalia-Inspector-in-Chief,

vote for Herman Cain."

"Howdy, neighbor!  You ain't a socialist

liberal, are ya?"

Michael Pearl Sez:  "There's no greater joy than using

switches on six-month-old babies and plumbing tubing

on older children!"

C. Stephen Eckel Sez:  "My integrity as a photographer and

 as a nude artist is strong and powerful, and my integrity as a

county legislator is strong and powerful."

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #128

Jim Hoft and Michelle Moore

"I see stars, I see bars, and I ain't just

whistlin' Dixie!"

Warm Scuzzies #234

Jerry Sandusky

"Hmmm, quit News Corp. in disgrace, receive a $2.7 million

severance package.  Why didn't I think of this before!"

Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich Engage in

Romney Vs. Romney-Style Debate