Before an Iraqi police commando can assume responsibility for his country's security, he must eat a live rabbit. Problem is, rabbits are rather scarce and very hard to catch in the desert. So it's not all
that surprisingwhy it is taking so long for Iraqis to supplant American troops.
"After watching The View and following the inane statements made on the program," writes Townhall's Mary Grabar, "I’ve come to the conclusion that it really is true what Aristotle, SaintPaul, and John Milton said: Women, without male guidance, are illogical, frivolous, and incapable of making any decisions
beyond what to make for dinner. Which reminds me: I need to ask hubby if he would rather have lasagna or canelloni tonight."