The Moai are calling Fearguth home

 to Easter Island.  He'll be back 

online by April 18.

The gap between Dennis Prager's left ear and 

right ear is unbridgeable.

Good News for Modern Cats

Tyrant of the Three-Wheelers

Octopus Breaks Out of National Aquarium

Cop, Going 172 MPH, Pulls Over Guy Going 171 MPH

GOP Icon Phyllis Schlafly Faces Coup-Coup After

 Trump Endorsement

Ted Cruz Demonstrating Why It Takes Two Hands to

Handle a Whopper

Nicole Russell Being Bombarded by

Feminist Mantras

Governor Pat McCrory (R-NC) to Guest Star in Upcoming 

Episode of The Walking Dead

One of the charges against the 400 Democracy Spring

protesters arrested in D.C. was 'incommoding'.  What

if they had been 'outcommoding'?

Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin Uses Sledgehammer 

to Slice Education Budget Pie

The Secret Service will not allow guns in the Quicken Loans

 Arena because they don't want to get caught in the crossfire 

and end up as 'collateral damage'.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #173

When even hard-boiled old John Brennan says he would 

refuse to waterboard someone, even if ordered to by the 

President, you begin to suspect that waterboarding 

just might be torture.

Too Scurvy to Jail

When they were on the wagon, you could almost hear

them singing, "Nothing could be finer than to be in 

Doggie Diner in the morning!"

News of the Weird,

Clairvoyant Edition

“Who’s my li-i-ttle baybee? Are you my littlee baybee? 

Yes, yoooo are!”

Fearguth's Rules of Order #63

Never confuse a Dictionary of Synonyms

with a Thesaurus.

The Day Trump Forgot to Put On His Makeup

Yes You Did!