Sarah Palin to Star as Griftalong Cassidy in

There's Gold in That Thar PAC

Is it just a coincidence that the Ebola virus first struck 

the United States inside a private hospital located in 

a red state?  Or is it just ironic?

Anyone who uses this gesture is obviously exhibiting a 

Messianic Complex and should be avoided at all costs,

unless, of course, you wish to spend eternity with Greg

Abbott in Texas.

"Snoopy, he just soft toy.  Charles Schulz, he dead now.  My 

granddaughter, she not fooled by American propaganda."

Drone Hunter Said to Be 'Funny Strange', Not

'Funny Ha-Ha'

It had been decades since he had had a close encounter

with a Saf-T-Pop.  But he hadn't forgotten them.  God,

how he enjoyed being a Pinhead!

Functionality of Robotic Hand Questioned,

Said to Be Impractical When Stepping Over 

a Dollar to Pick Up a Dime

Contrary to popular belief, Archimedes

did not invent the Eureka Vacuum Cleaner.

He did, however, run unclothed through

the streets of Syracuse, Sicily, on one

occasion.

Utah National Guard Under Fire for Failing to Certify

Swimsuit Models Used in Photo Shoot Were Mormons

 in Good Standing

With a "reputation for being ornery, aggressive -- and 

maybe even a little unstable,"-- Don Young strode 

fearlessly forward, daring anyone to diss his necktie.

Relax!  President Obama has named a 

 new Czar of All the Ebolas.

Appropriate responses to the most

recent appearance of the Junior

Senator from Kentucky on the

cover of Time might be:  (1) most

interesting to whom? (2) does this 

make three or four times Rand Paul 

has been featured on the cover of

Time since 2010? (3) if Senator

Paul is the 'most interesting man

in politics', what does this say

about politics today? and 

(4) shouldn't Obama be blamed?

The Gnarled Fist, First Symptom of the E. Coulter Virus

The History of Thumbsuckers,

Bedwetters, and Whiny-Ass

Titty Babies During the Great 

American Ebola Scare of 2014

"Sorry for the delay in starting the debate, folks, but

my opponent, Governor Rick Scott, is apparently

afraid that the shit is about to hit the fan."

Viewed from any angle, Rick Perry is one of the most

corrupt politicians Texans have ever elected to high

 office.  And also one of the dumbest (including Dubya).

"Round and round and round we go until forever more 

Once we were behind but now we find we are before

Forward backward inwards outwards come and join the chase 

Nothing could be wryer than a jolly carcass race!"

Doctors say the Miley Cyrus Stage of Ebola Virus 

Disease is too dangerous to watch without Hazmat Glasses.

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #11

A Rolling Shutter Effect

If Thom Tillis hears one more North Carolina voter 

ask if he once worked as a Good Humor ice cream 

salesman, he will rip his throat out.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #596

Debbie Dunnegan

"Crystal meth?  Do I look like

someone who uses crystal meth?"

Court Rules Hermaphrodite Snail (Aegista diversifamilia)

 Can Marry Itself

Little Known Fact #57

Before he did 'The Last Supper', Leonardo da Vinci

did 'The Last Happy Meal'.

"Haven't you seen a spit curl before?"

Here's an idea:  the CIA could recruit patriotic 

Suicide Ebola Vectors to become ISIS volunteers.

World's Worst Yoobs #150

Rebecca Hagelin

"Christopher who?"

Rude Rhymes #82

Booby Hatch

Kris Kobach

Nostalgie de la Boue

In memory of his 2009 Nobel Peace Prize, Barack Obama

has been awarded the Nobel War Prize for 2014.

Right Wing Watch

His eye was on the sparrow.