John Bolton, a Rootin' Tootin' Pop-Gun Shootin' 

Chickenhawk

World's Worst Jobs #144

Dhaka Sewer Cleaner

Look at the Fox News home page today and you wouldn't

know hundreds of thousands marched all over America

in support of legislative action to end gun violence. If you

 don't see it on Fox, it didn't happen. And if you saw it on

 Fox, it probably didn't happen, either.

Where Lightning Goes When It Dies

How could we possibly forget that Easter is on 

April Fool's Day this year?

Peace Talks Now Underway Between Donald 

Trump's Hair and John Bolton's Mustache

The best thing that can be said about John Bolton is he 

contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.

Greedheads Galore #50

Carl Paladino

Trump Signs Spending Bill, Throws Alt-Right

Under the Omnibus

On January 26, the Dow peaked at 26,616.  

It closed today at 23,533. It has lost 3,083 points. 

How long will we have to wait for Trump to take

 credit for this?

The Look Stinky Zinke Gives You When You Ask

About That $139,000 Door Project

"I will never sign another bill like this again."

Flag Desecration #107

Warm Scuzzies #787

Bill Post

It's National Puppy Day!

Tough Talk from David 'Whack-Whack' Brooks

John Bolton Paid Cambridge Analytica to Make

 Facebook Users Less ‘Limp Wristed’ about War

"O Oysters, come and walk with me!'

The Boss Walrus did beseech."

The Trump Family Satirizing the Mothers of Invention

Satirizing the Beatles

Truth in Advertising #14

The Peters Principle

Narcissus Bird

Gamera can kick UltraBiden's ass, too.

Great Pacific Garbage Pail Kids Patch Covers

 600,000 Square Miles, Twice the Size of Texas 

or Three Times the Size of France

Kevin Williamson, Rasputin of the Plains, Decides

 to Swim The Atlantic

Washington, D. C., Skyline Now Features the

John Bolton National Monument

Asked what the two funniest words in the English

language are, Barack Obama replied, "John Bolton!"

"What's that?"

"Trump just dropped John Bolton on Washington, D. C."

Ice Cream Is a Girl's Best Friend

YouTube is banning gun videos. Now they're reappearing 

on GunPornHub.

500,000 Smoke Detectors Recalled for Not Detecting Smoke

Question of the Day

Dowd Gets Out While the Getting Is Good

For Those Who Can't Afford a

Ten Commandments Monument

The Politico Illustrated #60

'House leaders’ biggest 2018 fear: The lazy Republican'

Why There's a Debate Whether Mark Anthony

Conditt Was a Terrorist

Is 'Vicks Shaming' OK?

Cauliflower McPugg says his specialty is 

beating the hell out of septuagenarians, like

Trump and Biden.

Saudi Crown Prince Turns On the Charm

Zuckerberg Responds to 'The Cambridge Analytica Situation'

'Republicans Have Four Convicted Criminals Running 

for Office in 2018'.  One is Michael Grimm.

'Republicans Have Four Convicted Criminals Running 

for Office in 2018'.  One is Don Blankenship.

'Republicans Have Four Convicted Criminals 

Running for Office in 2018'. One of them is 

Joe Arpaio.

The next time Trumpniks are terrorized by a serial bomber 

and are relying on the FBI to identify and neutralize the

 perpetrator, remind them that Trump, in order to cover

 his own scurvy ass, is doing his damndest to discredit and 

undermine this law enforcement institution.

'NASA Gets Response From Voyager Spacecraft 13 Billion 

Miles Away; "I Stand with Mueller," It Says'

Republican Party Dream Ticket

These Republicans probably voted for Arthur Jones

 because they believed Hitler was a Socialist.

The Gospel of Jesus's 13th Disciple, 

the Great Physician

When he's not collaborating with the Chinese or with

Cambridge Analytica, Erik Prince likes to relax

with his favorite lollipop, a gift from his sister,

Betsy DeVos, Trump's Secretary of Education.

Melania Trump, Wife of the World's Biggest

Cyberbully, Hosts Anti-Cyberbullying

Summit; Momus, the God of Irony,

Self-Deports from Mt. Olympus

Cambridge Analytica CEO Alexander Nix +

Russian Ambassador Alexander Yakovenko +

Ivan the Terrible Vodka = Recipe for a 

Double Vodka Alexander