"At $100,000 a year," says Texas Tech Chancellor Kent Hance, "Alberto Gonzales is a bargain. Getting a former Bush cabinet member here who didn't resign in disgrace would have cost us a hell of a lot more."
"The way I see it, Larry, is this: the fact that every conclusion you've ever reached as an economist has favored the rich has nothing to do with the fact that, since birth, you've always been wealthy, and has everything to do with the ineluctability of your pure, disinterested logic."
"I was a little surprised and disappointed that the President, who didn't have all of the facts by his own admission, then weighed in on the events of that day and made a comment that really offended not just officers in the Cambridge Police Department but officers around the country. I didn't act stupidly that day and, like officers around the country, I've never acted stupidly."
"Baby Face you've got the cutest little baby face There's not another who can take your place Baby Face my heart poor heart is thumpin' you sure have started somethin' Baby Face I'm up in heaven when I'm in your fond embrace Uh well I need a shove 'cause I just fell in love with my pretty Baby Face."
Lest ye be chastised by the National Rifle Association, do not refer to your new AK-47 as an 'Assault Weapon'. It is a 'Semi-Automatic Battle Rifle' (SABR). And don't let anybody make fun of you because your SABR happened to be invented by
Mikhail Kalashnikov, a Russian member of the Communist Party and sworn enemy of United States. That, of course, was just an accident of his birth. His heartwas obviously in the right place. And had he been born in the U. S., he would have doubtless been a lifetime member of the NRA.