There they stood, caught in the Trump Moronic 

Convergence Field.

'Why Kasich-Rubio Is a Dream Ticket'

Sharon Stone Sez:  "Help, I can't get a

date and I can't walk in these shoes!"

Donald Trump's First Day in the Oval Office

His Second Day

"You're it!" God said, as He, in order to avoid boredom, 

played Tag with Adam in the Garden of Eden.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #636

Joe Jones

Illogical Segue (AKA Two-Wheeled Non Sequitur)

"I was dumped an hour before my wedding,"

says the Trash Can Bride.

The Monkey Orchid is a timely reminder 

that the flower is a plant's naughty bits.

'Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be 

Attorneys-General'

'Kasich Makes Appeal to Moderates'

Jeb Bush Re-Enacting His Brother's 'Mission Accomplished'

Speech of May 1, 2003

Warm Scuzzies #579

Roberta Earley

"Whoa!  Who's that gomer?"

"Oh, he's just one of those

Oaf Keepers who showed

up in Ferguson, Missouri."

Back in the day, you smoked weed to get high and drank

beer for nourishment.

Warm Scuzzies #578

Nathan Davis

World's Worst Yoobs #156

DC McAllister

Oxymorons for Our Time #176

Reasonable Republican

Donald Trump, Redeemer of the 

GOP Presidential Race

Contrary to popular belief, that's not gold mine waste in

the Animas River.  It's Yellow #5, a food coloring thought

to reduce sperm count, dumped into the water supply

 in order to reduce the number of stoners in Colorado.

After King Midas Touched the Animas River

Super GOP-O-Matic '16, the Amazing New Presidential 

Campaign Machine

Allegories for Our Time #34

GOP's Trump Problem

ISIS Building Fleet of Robotic Eagles to Knock 

U.S. Drones Out of the Sky

Trump Battle Flag

Would someone please tell Kim Kardashian that, 

according to a new study, your butt doesn't make

you attractive?

Desperate to raise campaign cash, Rick Perry 

had to start selling Mugshot Mugs.

Will Rick Perry be forced to pawn his Clark Kent glasses 

so that he can pay his presidential campaign staffers?

Roger Ailes Uses Fart Extinguisher, 

'Clears the Air' with Trump

Trump Claims He's a Real Modo, Not a 

Quasimodo

Trump's Propensity to Insult Opponents Blamed on

PMS (Pre-Mental Syndrome)

Michelle Duggar Cries Out:  "Lord, I need your help

folding all these diapers!"

GOP Demand for Insult Generators Exceeds Supply

Divers Run into Mysterious, Giant, Jello-Like 'Thing'

Ambulatory Emojis

Rick Perry is still trying to remember the third 

government department he would abolish as 

President.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #179

Kristina Ribali, Kurt Schlichter, and Irina Moises

On the day he quit the Trump campaign, Roger Stone did

his Defiant Tricky Dicky impression.

Fiorina Fundraising Spikes after Debate

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #116

Dragonbreath: Lair of the White Epidermis

Carly Fiorina says she can't wait to be the CEO of the

United States so she can lay off some more people.

GOP Presidential Race Starting to Get Hairy

Donald Trump Now Leading in the Race to Become the

 Next President of the He-Man Woman-Haters Club

New Breitbart News Network Logo Unveiled

GOP Clown Car Involved in Single-Vehicle Crash

Helicopter

Helicopter Parent

Sam Brownback and his brother, Jim, are reportedly

running neck and neck in the race to become the 

blackest sheep in their family.  While Jim is only

terrorizing the residents of Linn County, Sam is 

terrorizing the entire state of Kansas.

Greedheads Galore #42

Norman Braman