Religious Right Abuzz over President Obama's Fly

Having shit for brains isn't a requirement for 

election to the Mississippi House of Representa-

tives, but it has surely worked to the advantage

of Republican Gary Chism.

"I call the bill I've introduced the 'Jefferson Davis 

Memorial Nullification Act', since the first civil 

war didn't turn out exactly as our forefathers 

here in Mississippi had hoped."

Tina Turner Dumping US Citizenship for Bartertown

If the Stupid Party needs a face,

Bobby Jindal has it.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #463

Kirill Bartashevitch

Mitt Romney Sez:  “We lost, but I’m not going away.  

I will continue to help.”

[Should the GOP take this threat seriously?]

Fox News Sez: “Althought we won't be renewing her 

contract, we have thoroughly enjoyed our associ-

ation with Governor Palin.  We wish her the best in 

her future grifting endeavors."

[First came Game Change.  Now comes Game Over.

As stars go, Sarah has transitioned from Red Giant 

to White Dwarf.]

Warm Scuzzies #363

Judge David Sentelle

Sure, it's long and hard, bnt would everyone please

keep their hands off David Mamet's gun?

“It’s time for a new Republican Party that talks like 

adults, goddammit!  I mean, fuckashitpiss!"

McCain Accuses Media of Adoring Hillary Clinton

More Than Him

Oh, how it must smart to be a Republican

and to be told by Bobby Jindal that you

belong to the Stupid Party!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #462

Jeffrey Smith

This is a modern sporting rifle.  It was designed for those

who wish to hunt humans in the most effective and 

efficient way possible.

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #133

PolitiChicks

"Why is Harry Reid smiling?"

"Because Democrats still haven't discovered

he's actually a GOP mole."

Republicans Ransacking History Books Trying to 

Find Villains to Compare to Barack Obama Who 

Were Worse than Hitler and Stalin; Vlad the 

Impaler, Attila the Hun, Ivan the Terrible, and 

Caligula Reportedly Being Actively Considered

Afghanistan Raises Bag Limit on Suicide Bombers 

to Three a Day

Jeb Bush Denies Rumor That He Has Become

Fat and Lumpy

When the day comes when everyone---everywhere---all 

the time---is packing heat, will we all not have become 

cops and soldiers?

Not since Hateballs had audiences been 

so filled with loathing and revulsion.

Rich Lowry Sez:  "Obama settled once and for all the

 debate over his place on the political spectrum and 

his political designs. He’s an unabashed liberal 

determined to shift our politics and our country 

irrevocably to the left."

[Do you suppose the 65,899,660 Americans

who voted for Obama know this?]

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #461

Kendell Kroeker

Why are Harry and Mitch smiling?

They are trying to distract you, so you won't

see what's on their feet.

The only thing going for Reince Priebus is his white

skin.  And with every tick of the demographic clock, 

that is becoming less and less of an advantage.

"Sorry, Madame Secretary, but Senator Johnson

wants his balls back."

"Filibuster reform?  That's a clown idea, bro!"

Oxymorons for Our Time #145

Filibuster Reform

One is made to wonder what God had in mind when

he designed the head of the mosquito.

Boehner, Ryan Pledge to Balance the Budget 

and Build a Moonbase in Ten Years

The Beautiful Jennifer Rubin Who Doesn't

Work for the Washington Post

The Ugly Jennifer Rubin Who Does

On December 14, 2012, twenty-eight Americans died

from gunshot wounds in Newtown, Connecticut, 

and the nation was shocked.  On January 19, 2013, 

thirty Americans died from gunshot wounds, 

and the nation was too busy tsk-tsking about 

Manti T'eo to notice.

Fontana Unified School District Can't Afford $14,000

 for School Guidance Counselors, But Can Afford 

$14,000 for Colt LE6940 Semiautomatic Rifles

Mickey Kaus believes Fox News has gone all soft and 

squishy on immigration and is calling for a 'new Fox',

 a network to represent the perspective of xenophobes, 

bigots, chauvinists, jingoes, and other goatfuckers

like himself.

Have you ever wondered what's underneath Dr. Keith

Ablow's bald pate?

It's hard to say exactly, but whatever it is, it's 

definitely Rube Goldbergesque.

Speaker Boehner Accuses the Obama Administration

of Wanting to Annihilate the Republican Party and

Shove It into the Dustbin of Sideshow History

Sign of the Times #42

It had become increasingly obvious that the average age

 of white male Tea Party members had risen.

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Lion

Colbert Exposes Sinister GOP Demographic Plot for 

Latino Women to Give Birth to Old White Men

"Yes, madam, I understand why you think you need an 

AR-15 for self-defense.  All I was I saying is you are

going to need a bigger purse."

President Hammered by Critics for Bowing 

to White House Empress

FLOTUS Gives Speaker Stinkeye for Trying to Bum a Fag

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #77

Fat and Furious: the Pasteurization of Ailes

Ted Nugent Sez:  "I'm part of a very great 

experiment in self-government where we 

the people determine our own pursuit of 

happiness and our own individual freedom 

and liberty not to be confused with the Barack 

Obama gang who believes in we the sheeple

 and actually is attempting to re-implement

 the tyranny of King George that we esc-

aped from in 1776. And if you want another 

Concord Bridge, I got some buddies."

[Ted claimed to have avoided the Vietnam War

 draft by stopping all physical hygiene, ingesting 

nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi, and 

shitting his pants for days prior to his physical.]

Honey Boo Boo

Star-Spangled Boo Boo