Have time on your hands you would like to waste? If so, why not play the new rightwing survivalist online game, United States of Earth? It's like watching Red Dawn: the Next Generation, except it's interactive.
Having been rebuffed in his attempt to become part-owner of the St. Louis Rams, Rush Limbaugh is now seeking to become a sponsor of Ruth Frith, who holds the world shotput record for 100-year-old Feminazis.
Have you noticed how few human beings become corrupt, cheat, steal, defraud others, and commit other crimes after taking to heart what Jesus once said: "Blessed be yepoor: for yours is the kingdom of God"?