How appropriate that Mitch McConnell punctuated his Convict

but Not Guilty verdict with the Tiny Dick gesture.

Sartorial Humor

"Trump was guilty, but I voted to acquit

based on Kentucky logic."

Two Skeletons Fighting Over a Pickled Herring While 

Marco Rubio, Disguised as Underdog, Looks On 

Disapprovingly

JFC Charged with 'Incitement to Resurrection'

Mullethead:  a Colloquial Reference to a

Stupid Person

Wearing a tinfoil hat will protect you from some

conspiracies, but complete protection requires a

more or less total tinfoil swaddling.

"Who's this 'we', Nikki?"

Warm Scuzzies #1,011

TJ Ducklo

Tricky Nikki

 

Dank Memes #21

Zoom Cat Challenges LOLcat for

Meme Supremacy

Does the big red T stand for 'Ted'?

Yes, but that's not all.  It also stands

for 'Trump' and 'Traitor'. 

Dirty Dozen

Trump apologists are claiming the Capitol Hill Insurrection 

was not planned.  It was just Spontaneous Human Combustion.

What Abraham Lincoln Wears When He 

Takes a Deep Dive into the Soul of 

Today's Republican Party

Warm Scuzzies #1,010

Aaron Bernstine

Der Bannerträger

Was he a mythological creature, or

was he the victim of a taxidermical

misadventure?

Let's Talk About Pussycat Taxidermy

Open Wide, Mr. Trump,

and

Take Your Medicine

Capitol Hill Insurrectionist Jenna Ryan Sez: 

"I bought into a lie, and the lie is the lie, and it's 

embarrassing.  I regret everything."

Has Trump considered the possibility that his

standards are too high?

The Mayor of Mar-a-Lago on His

Daily Round

Mike Shirkey, the Republican Majority Leader of the

Michigan State Senate, is now claiming the Capitol

Hill Insurrection was "all staged," "a hoax from day

one," and "Mitch McConnell was part of it."

Frosted the Snowman

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #864

Nancy Mace

Remembering Smiley Lewis

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #863

Meshawn Maddock

Of Trump's incitement of the Capitol Hill Insurrection,

Senator Mike Lee says, "Look, everyone makes mistakes.  

Everyone is entitled to a mulligan once in a while."

Warm Scuzzies #1,009

Gina Bisignano

God Recently Seen at Removery® Laser Tattoo Removal

Feel the Byrne!

If this plea doesn't work, Trump's impeachment lawyers 

will argue he meant the capitol of Zimbabwe.

The BOGO Twins

Cold-Turkey Withdrawal from QAnon Conspiracy Theories 

Can Cause Anxiety, Insomnia, MyPillow Nightmares

Cat Depressed by Superbowl Ads

Fake News You Can Trust

Low Blow

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #134

John Mandt

Just Outside Possum Trot, Kentucky

Who was it who said, "What this country needs

 is a really good five-cent cigar and a Moai Centaur

 with a boombox?"

Mitch McConnell, the Patron Saint of

Bipartisan Unity

Dank Memes #20

Some believe it is Bernie's cat.

When he is not studying for sermons, Steve Swofford, 

Pastor of the First Baptist Church of Rockwall, is 

calling Vice President Kamala Harris a 'Jezebel'.

Who knew Louie Gohmert was also an author?

Scientists Get Square Donuts to Trigger Email Alerts 

Fox News, Newsmax, and One America News in 

Three-Way Tug-of-War for Fans of the

Trump Zombie