"Uh-oh! Hillary's hittin' the hemlock again!"

Asked today why Hillary has attacked the 'activist base' of the

Democratic Party, Howard Wolfson, communication director

for the Clinton campaign, said, "The Devil made her do it."

He: "Did you hear that Hillary has blamed her losses in the

primaries on the 'activist base' of the Democratic Party?"

She: "Yeah, that must mean we're part of the 'inactivist base'."

When he's off duty, Ammo-Man lives among humans disguised

as a mild-mannered reporter for the Sudan Tribune.

Washington Post Humorist Gene Weingarten Wins Pulitzer Prize,

Says "Rush Limbaugh Is Funny and Mock-Heroic"

Legs Benedict, Bush Crime Family Hold Summit in No-Fly Zone

"In Heaven's name," the Prime Minister mused, "what did

Tony see in this dodgy bloke?"

Tibetan Protester Drawn and Quartered in Kathmandu

So what if Vladimir Putin's new flame is a bit deficient

in the head department. He didn't fall for her brain; he

fell for her body.

"Stop giggling and pull my finger!"

Feng Zhao was just about ready to suggest that,

henceforth, he would prefer to use GoToMeeting

for their weekly tête-à-têtes.

If you take Cialis and get an erection that lasts more than 4 hours,

get medical help right away. Your doctor will probably tell you to stare

at this portrait of Maureen Dowd. So far, it has worked every time.

The only thing Maureen Dowd enjoys more

than doing research is playing Old Maid.

"Mr. Stephanopolous, do you think Charlie Gibson

loves America as much as you do?"

"Has anyone lost a red card?"

German Shepherd Wins 'Best in Show'

He reacted in the strangest way when he heard someone say,

"Charlie Gibson."

Charles Johnson was so pleased with his profile in the Village

Voice he reproduced it in toto on his blog, along with his

caricature, courtesy of Tom Tomorrow. Like they say,

"Irritation is the sincerest form of flattery."

World's Worst Yobs #30

Kevin McCullough

"Whaddya mean, 'Grow up'? Look what it did for you!"

McCain Blames Elitist Web Intern for Plagiarized Chichi Recipes

"Eine fein Arsch, Frau Merkel!"

John McCain attributes his virility to the down-home cooking

Cindy regularly prepares with the aid of recipes that have been

in her family for three generations, dishes like Farfalle Pasta

with Turkey Sausage, Peas and Mushrooms, Ahi Tuna with

Napa Cabbage Slaw, and Passion Fruit Mousse.

"Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!"

Bankers at Bare Sterns Go Green

Back in the good ol' days, Negroes who didn't stay in their

place were called 'uppity'. Now they're called 'elitist'.

"I know not what course others may take; but as for me,

give me publicity or give me death!"

"Elitist mofos, come get some!"

On Sunday, Stephen Hadley confused Tibet with 
Nepal eight times.  Thank God he's only the
 President's National Security Adviser!

Watching a politician perform is much more entertaining

than watching a trained seal balance a ball on its nose.

Plus, a politician consumes a lot less fish.

Hugo Chavez Fitted with 55 dB Oral Prosthesis

"Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get them peepers

Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those eyes."

Gonzo Ain't Got a Brand New Bag

Just because you're infallible in matters of faith and morals

doesn't mean you have good taste in hats.

The choking protester could sense the cops didn't know
 the difference between the Heimlich Maneuver and 
the Himmler Maneuver.

When the U. S. presidential race began, Mariadela was a young woman.

World's Worst Yoobs #12

Ann Althouse