"Can I help it that when I wear this shirt, it makes my 

whole family sad?"

Head for the Hills? Fearguth believes

this sounds like a good idea.  He'll be

 back online by Monday, March 28.

"It's easy to get disheartened when you look at what's 

taking place in politics today."

Robert Bentley Sez: "I stand behind you and I put my arms 

around you, Rebekah, and I put my hands on your breasts. 

But this is not sexual activity, you understand."

Disproportion Nation

What if it turns out Trump's presidential campaign was a 

humongous prank God pulled on us to unmask millions of 

American imbeciles?

Cruzader Rabbit Patrolling a Muslim Neighborhood

American Vandals

Ted Cruz's Road to the White House

Jeb Bush Endorses Stinkfoot and Ted Cruz

Trump Spills the Beans on Cruz's Wife

"Honey, you're not going to believe who 

I saw shopping at the mall today!"

Trump's New Campaign Biography

Dinkyrack, Trump's Pet Moose

Conservative Heads Explode After Seeing Obama Wearing

 His Che Guevara Wearing a Che Guevara T-Shirt in Front 

of Che Guevara Mural in Havana's Revolution Plaza

In the latest CBS/New York Times poll, Trinton Clump 

scores a net negative rating of -109%.

"Sure, I look pooped. Have you ever tried to keep up with

 a flying squirrel?"

Haley Barbour is more than a 'Party Über Alles' man;

he's also a 'Boss Hawg Über Alles' man.

Trump Reveals Foreign Policy Team

"As Donald Trump's campaign manager, Herr Heydrich,

where do you find the time to call female reporters late

at night for a bit of pillow talk?"

Joel Osteen's estate includes a practice field for

walking on water.

GOP Chairman Reince Priebus Sees Long Fight Over 

Donald Trump, Envisions Multiple Opportunities for 

Marketing Tie-Ins

Before we build the wall, let's move the Grand Canyon 

to Mexico and put Arizona up on cinder blocks.

Home of the Cutest Libertarians in America

American Empire #60

Keeping the World Balanced Since 1945

"Why the iron mask?"

"I'm headed to a Trump rally."

"Ochlocracy means 'mob rule'. Oh, I see, a Trump rally."

"I give Heydrich credit for having spirit. He wanted them 

to take down those horrible, profanity-laced signs."

"Here comes Peter Cottontail,

Choppin' down the bunny trail."

Explaining the Physics of the First Day of  Spring

GOP Establishment Attempting to Dump Trump

Wayne Propst, Tyler, Texas Arkeologist, Says He 

Has Found Fossils from Noah's Flood in His

Front Yard

Where's Beavis?