Saturday, January 07, 2017

More Americans get their fake news from Breitbart 
than from any other source.
Said to Be Very Popular in the Kremlin
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #154
Amerika 2017: The Year Russia Took Over
"Honey, looks like the Amazon Octocopter is delivering
another load of Trump's bullshit to the neighbors across
the street."

Massive, flagrant plagiarism is what just happened.  Monica 
Crowley's data kidnapping skills will come in handy as a
member of Trump's national security team.
Presidential Clown Car Ready to Roll on 
Inauguration Day
"Like George Washington, I cannot tell a lie."
"You can run, Senator Cotton, but you can't hide
behind that scrofulous beard."

Friday, January 06, 2017

Attention Trumpniks!  When are you going to order your 
Trump-Putin Nonaggression Pact 2017 Calendar? Must
speak Russian to order.
Is Donald Trump a conscious, articulate instrument of the 
Russian Confederation? Robert Welch, founder of the 
John Birch Society, wants to know.
"I'm Ahnold, Donald, Ahnold!  Don't terminate me!"
What if all of these Americans Against Trump wore 
this shirt on January 20?  Wouldn't that be special! 
Annual Battle for Senate Dominance
Now Underway
12,095 Bombs Dropped on Iraq 13 Years After 
U.S. 'Mission Accomplished' in 2003
Would you buy used intel from this man?
World's Worst Yobs #375
Armond White
Tired Old Aqua Buddhist Pushes for GOP 
Budget Rebellion
"This is no ordinary orange, it's a magic wishing orange."
"A wishing orange?"
"Yes! One bite, and all your dreams will come true."
Another Day, Another Dollar
Rebel Syrian Chef Sez:  "If you can't stand the heat,
stay out of the kitchen!"
"My God, this is better than a parking spot in downtown 
Manhattan!"

Thursday, January 05, 2017

Dan Coats Chosen to Be Director of National Intelligence
and Christian Theology in the Trump Administration
Mutatis Mutandis
Fox News Reveals Megyn Kelly's Replacement
Queen Elizabeth Nearly Shot During Early Morning Walk;
 "I Thought She Was a Green Bee-Eater," Guardsman Says
Remember:  It's FACEbook, not GENITALIAbook!
War Games
The next phase of human evolution is upon us.
Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #12
Roger Ailes was 'personally grooming' Trish Regan to take 
over for Megyn Kelly.
Macy's Closing 68 Stores, Cutting 10,000 Jobs, Laying Off Many 
Thanksgiving-Day-Parade Balloons, Including Betty Boop

Wednesday, January 04, 2017

"Sorry, PEOTUS Trump, but your communication link
to the Kremlin is down."
When asked what he knew about hacking that others did not, 
Trump replied, "You’ll find out on Tuesday or Wednesday."
Uh, it's Wednesday and the clock is ticking.
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Sez:  "Taller!  I 
deserve to be taller!"
Contrary to popular belief, Steve King
does have 'mental furniture'.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #153
The Boy with Green Hair Grows Up
This Week in WakiLeaks #5
Donald Trump Now Getting Intelligence Briefings 
from Julian Assange
Simon & Schuster Sowing the Seeds of Hate
My Favorite Mobster, Starring Donald Trump and 
Joey 'No Socks' Cinque
In northwest Iowa, it is said, there are people
 with heads the size of cantaloupes.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #675
Scott Stevens
Rex Tillerson is a coupon-clipping, loyalty-card using grocery 
shopper just like you---except he's a billionaire who wears 
a business suit at Safeway. Look for him in Aisle 4.

Tuesday, January 03, 2017

World's Worst Yoobs #178
Karol Markowicz
"Good Lord!" Trump thought.  "McConnell's turkey
 neck is bigger than mine. It's yoooge!"
House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy Deciding 
How to Vote on Office of Congressional Ethics
Trump Tweet Threat Revised for Accuracy
Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here
Milquetoast the Cockroach Saddened by the Mercy 
Killing of the House's Ethics Watchdog

Monday, January 02, 2017

Trump doesn't trust computers or email, 
so it's Carrier Pigeons from here on out.
"CNN just released a book called 'Unprecedented'
which explores the 2016 race & victory. Hope it does 
well but used worst cover photo of me!"
Richie Reich