Donald Trump Firing Roger Stone Firing Donald Trump

"Take it from me, Mr. Trump,

your ears simply aren't

presidential enough."

"Mr. Erickson, in support of our mission to amuse ourselves

to death, would you please explain the difference between

'common decency' and 'political correctness'?"

Are GOPers riding the last train to Splitsville?

Austin City Council Decides Not to Regulate Holy Smoke 

from BBQ Joints

Erick Erickson and Donald Trump Go Toe to Toe

Instead of 'hiking the Appalachian Trail' a la Mark Sanford,

 Todd Courser (R-MI) and Cindy Gamrat (R-MI) 'formed 

their own legislative coalition'.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #635

Todd Courser

Q: Why has the United States given over $100 billion 

to Israel?

A: Because it is expensive for Israel to keep the Palestinians 

from invading the United States.

Vacuum in Bell Jar Guaranteed to Be

100% Sugar/Saturated Fat/High 

Fructose Corn Syrup/Gluten/GMO/

Artificial Sweetener/MSG/Red #40/

Yellow #5/BHA/BHT/Potassium

Bromate/Sodium Nitrite/Lactose/

Cholesterol-Free

"Charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up."

"Maybe it's the booze talking, but I want you to know 

I love booze."

Donald Trump Gives the Sign of the Sleeping Dubya

in the First GOP Debate

The God of Irony laughed when, in Cleveland's Quicken Loans 

Arena, Donald Trump exclaimed, "These lenders aren’t babies. 

These are total killers!"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #115

Trumpfish: It Came from the GOP Abyss

The Greening of Jeb!

Rumor has it Donald Trump will show up for tonight's

GOP debate wearing his popular horse's ass disguise.

"I'm angry, I'm white, and I'm a male.  Next question!"

[He's also old.]

Mormon Church Releases First Photos of 

Joseph Smith's Pet Rock

When two of his allies were indicted on campaign finance

 fraud charges, Rand Paul would've commented, but he 

had been playing with the Krazy Glue again.

"Welcome to McDonald's!  May I take your order?"

"Yes, I'd like two Lettuce Burgers and a bottle

of Asparagus Water."

Q:  Why is Jeb Bush's mouth closed?

A:  He's waiting his turn to misspeak.

Warm Scuzzies #576

Troy Middlebrooks

The next time you meet Trump adviser Roger Stone, 

ask to see the Richard Nixon tattoo on his back.

John Kasich's face looks like it caught fire and was

put out with a meat tenderizer.

Louie Gohmert Sez:  "The attorney general will not cast

 aspersions on my asparagus water!"

Warm Scuzzies #575

Peter James Boby

It appears Rick Perry won't be riding in the Benham 

Brothers Sedan Chair to the first GOP presidential debate.

Which Troll Has the Toni?

Jebus!

Were one to decode Jeb Bush's facial expression, it would

say: “Yes, $120 million helps. I’m playing by the rules of

 the game the way it’s laid out. If people don’t like it, 

that’s just tough luck."

"When Bill Clinton says, ‘I didn't have sex with that woman,’ 

he did, and when I say, 'I had sex with that woman', I didn't."

"But you know, we were happy in those days, though we 

were poor."

"Yes. BECAUSE we were poor. My Dad used to say to me, 

"Money doesn't buy you happiness."

"He was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'!"

"But you try and tell the young people today that ... 

and they won't believe you."

GOP Presidential Hopefuls in New Hampshire Playing 

Where in the World Is Mike Huckabee?

"Officer Friendly, why do you tell so many fibs?"

Scott Walker Gets Punked by Publishers Clearing House

Prankster

The Decline and Fall of GOP

Action Figures

It's not often that Texans get to see the 

mugshot of the top lawyer in the state,

who has just been indicted on two

felony fraud charges.  Thank you,

Ken Paxton!

'Ultimate Frisbee' Recognized by 

International Olympic Committee

Freedom Partners Chamberpot of Commerce

You know just how bad the other 16 GOP candidates must 

be when Donald Trump is always beating them in the polls.

Freedom Partners Chamber of Commerce

(AKA Kochsuckers Я Us)

'Donald Trump Surges in 

New NBC News/WSJ Poll'

Allegories for Our Time #33

Voter apathy is a function of

America's corporate oligarchy.

"Our Great Leader"

The Eyes of Texas Are Upon Him