"I can see, J. Fred Trumpnik, that you're ready for me 

to start my recitation of the Mueller Report."

It sucks being second.

What Is Jack-in-the-Box Threatening Today?

If he would like about never meeting E. Jean Carroll, 

why wouldn't Trump lie about sexually assaulting her?

No, this not the Natural Entrance to Carlsbad Caverns.

It is the mouth of Donald Trump, Jr.'s main squeeze,

Kimberly Guilfoyle.

National Security Advisor John

Bolton's Advisor

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #154

Kim Crockett

Wingnutty Buddies

Trump's Big Boy™

Trump Administration Names Mr. Filth as 

Superintendent of Children's

Concentration Camps

Attendees say the medal started trickling down by

the time the ceremony ended.

The Planet of the Apes [Alternate Ending]

One Small Step for a Man,

One Giant Leap into the Abyss

Just as in the Mafia, the supreme law of the Trump 

Administration is Omerta, the code of silence.

Lookie here!  The U-2 spy plane had a

grandson.

Mr. Peevish Hungers for Darkness

Adventures in Aestheticism #196

“People would argue that the whole world, and I would, 

the whole world has been reshaped by people taking other 

people's land. It's called conquest, and I can never get

 enough of it.”

Aren't online ads for online ad blockers and ad removers

 wonderful? They take our capitalist system to a whole new

 level of unpremeditated parody and  self-satire.

Falsa Serenata

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #200

Jerry, Falwell, Jr., Donald Trump, and Becki Tilley

Baby Boomers inflicted Trump on us as revenge 

for their getting old.

Soccer can be a bruising sport.

The world belongs to The Onion. We only live in it.

Trump Dumps on Earth Below

"Whoa!" said Jesus. "Still more sins to wash away. 

Under you go again!"

World's Worst Yobs #411

Craig Ladwig

Trump at -6 Degrees Celsius

While calling for the lynching of Barack Obama,

Infowars host Owen Shroyer's mouth got stuck

in the open position.

Warm Scuzzies #878

Brian Boquist

Hey, let's all follow Trump's example and 

call each other names, shall we?

The Fateful Day Wilbur Tested the 

Flying Pig Hypothesis

World's Worst Jobs #149

Facebook Moderator

"We understand that if you fail to become the next

Governor of Arkansas you will give serious

consideration to auditioning for Danny Trejo's 

role in a remake of Once Upon a Time in Mexico."

The Punisher is a fictional character who serves as

Secretary of State in the Trump Administration.

'Demonic Networks' Said to Now Include Fox News

If you like your bigotry raw and out in the open, 

you would love Alabama.

Instead of the presidency, maybe Joe Biden should

be elected to the DC Hall of Tone-Deaf Ragers.

Trump Launches 2020 Re-Election Campaign

Now that Trump has started calling Fox News 'Fake News',

one wonders how long it will be before he ditches Fox for a 

younger network, like, say, One America News.  At the same

time, Melania should be watching her back, because it looks

like Sarah is making her move.

If Vladimir Putin starts to tell you this joke, tell him you've

already heard it.

What's really scary is when that 17th-century belief

 system begins to erupt from Jim Jordan's chest.

Iran Surrenders After Tom Cotton Dropped on Tehran

Those Aryan Eyes, That Aryan Hair

It's not surprising that Sebastian Gorka's wife looks like

Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS.  It's also not surprising that she

has been named press secretary for the Customs and

Border Protection Agency.  Let the mass deportations

begin!

Tomi Lahren, the World's Blondest Joke, Reacts to

the Popularity of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

CEO Stephen Bradley Mell will be grounded in prison

for the next seven years.

On the Same Day Trump Launched His Re-Election

Campaign in Orlando

Unbeknownst to him, Boeing had also installed an

automatic self-destruct mechanism in Patrick Shanahan.

Welcome to Trumpcentration Camp, Boys and Girls, 

Where We Focus All Day Long on Our Dear Leader