"Smoke signal says,

'H E L P

GOP .. .. .. .. S T U C K .. .. .. .. O N .. ... .. ..  C L I F F

P L E A S E .. .. .. S E N D .. .. .. H E L P'."

No More Tic Tacs for You, Donald!

Trump's Road to the White House

World's Worst Yobs #368

Bill Mitchell

Weakened Hurricane Trump Makes Landfall in US, 

Leaves GOP Mascot Underwater

Gary Johnson has another Aleppo Moment.

Trump/Pence Campaign Adopts New Theme Song

Some Question Trump's Sincerity in Hostage Video

"Don't confuse me with Trump.  I'm a Grouper, not a Groper."

"Believe me, Senator Cruz, you're lucky Trump only dissed 

your wife. Other husbands haven't been so fortunate."

Doesn't Trump realize his fingers are too

short to do this?

"Hold on a minute, fellow Evangelicals, give Donald a break!  

He's committed only five of the Seven Deadly Sins!"

Trump Claims Busloads of Undocumented Gandhi

Impersonators Are Crossing the Border to Vote

Trump's Midnight Serenade

"Like Jesse Watters, we're political humorists, only

funnier."

Megyn Kelly vs. Sean Hannity?

Roger Stone vs. Kellyanne Conway?

Glenn Beck vs. Donald Trump?

Buddy, you're gonna need a bigger bag.

The Mandarin Chinese word for Jesse Waters is 

xiǎo dìdì (小弟弟) [rough equivalent of 'wee-wee'].

Bar Lowered Further for Trump in Second

Presidential Debate; Still Too High for a

McDonald's Grilled Chicken Flatbread 

Sandwich to Clear It

The Great Stone Head of Indiana Challenges the 

Great Stone Head of San Lorenzo for Hegemony

 in the Americas

Hannity had learned the hard way that Megyn Kelly

was one mean luchadora.

Zorak Speaks #3

"If all women in the world were like Kellyanne Conway, 

it would be easier to explain Trump's misogyny."

Yes, Monica Crowley, the Berlin Wall worked---to keep

East Germans in, not to keep West Germans out. What

a dolt thou art.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #670

Anna Von Reitz

[AKA Anna Maria Reizinger]

Freddie the Freeloader Sez:  "Trump

didn't pay taxes?  He's my kinda guy!"

Is Trump now suffering from PDPE (Post-Debate Pence Envy)?

"Ewww, you whipped out that Mexican thing again!"

Is Phil Robertson behind the

Creepy Clown Phenomenon?

Alex Jones, The Lone Deranger

Liar, Liar, Pence on Fire!

World's Worst Yobs #367

Peter Spiliakos

Now at Grandhi's, Home of Nonviolent Vegetarian Cuisine

"I guess I wasn’t meant to be president.”

Sometimes I Feel Like a

Mufflerless Child

A Wagonload of Hoosier Deplorables

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #95

Frank Linkmeyer

"Mr. Trump, stop pretending you're the

Comeback Kid.  You're the Go Away Kid!"

Two-Gun Bĭdé

All-Terrain Vladimir

Dank Memes #1

"There's no need to fear! Underdog is here!"

Garbage Pail Kid Agrees with Kelly

Ayotte That Trump Is a Role Model 

for Kids, Absolutely

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #94

Jane Wood Allen

John Nolte's eyes have seen the glory of the coming

 of the Lord.

Rudy Giuliani, Serial Polygamist and Star of the 

Reality TV Show, My Three Wives

Gilda Giuliani Sez: “Trump is an economic

 genius who is a lot better for the United 

States than a woman like me.”

Know Your Imaginary Animals

Give Trump some credit: it takes talent to flush $916 million

down the toilet.

It's easier being a genius than you thought.  According to 

Giuliani and Christie, all you have to do is not pay taxes.

"Lay that mascot down, boy

Lay that mascot down

Mascot packing Rudy

Lay that mascot down."

The Sultan of Sweat