Heck's Angel Harley Brown Sez:  "I was living in Fat Jack’s 

cellar because my wife, ex-wife had given me trumped up,

 some restraining orders. I couldn’t see my kids. It was a 

mess. And Fat Jack’s old lady, Fat Jack’s wife said, 'Get 

this lunatic out of my cellar! He’s starting a presidential 

campaign!'"

Hulk Hogan Wannabe Aboard His Bundy Landspeeder

Chris McDaniel Accused of 'Pieing' Senator Thad Cochran

with Mississippi Mud Pie

Warm Scuzzies #467

Clayton Thomas Kelly

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #170

Pamela Geller and Michele Bachmann

Foxy Lady and Chippendale Dancers Defending 

Traditional Values from ESPN's Left-Wing Agenda

Operation American Spring Less of a 'Movement', 

More of a 'Shart'

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #39

Robert Copeland

It's true:  Obamacare is not for people who

misspell 'sux'.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #570

Kerry Bentivolio

"Oh, pay no mind to what you see over my left shoulder.

It's just Harley Brown, a hallucination I have when

I forget to take my potassium iodide for the coming

radioactive apocalypse."

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #38

Amy Kushnir

Oxymorons for Our Time #164

Arkansas Supreme Court

Parential Advisory #6

Graphic Monster Smooching

Warm Scuzzies #466

University of North Dakota Students

Osama Ben Sasse Sez:  "Government cannot force citizens to 

violate their religious beliefs under any circumstances."

[Even if they believe Allah commands them to fly planes

into the World Trade Center?]

Barack Caguama and

 the Problem of Infinite

Regress:  It's Turtles

All the Way Down

Operation American Spring

Andrew Breitbart Singing 'Six Feet of Dirt Ain't Enough 

to Keep Me Down'

Warm Scuzzies #465

Tom Wheeler

"OK, so you're saying we can blame everything we don't like 

about Hillary Clinton on the fact that she's brain damaged.  

If that's true, Karl, what's your excuse?"

No More Mister Nice Hucksterbee

Oxymorons for Our Time #163

Voter Enthusiasm

Louie Gohmert Thinking about Male Genital Mutilation

(AKA Circumcision)

Louie Gohmert Thinking about Female Genital Mutilation

(AKA Circumcision)

"I don’t mean to offend. I’m a fun guy, not a 

sexist or racist. I just like to wander around

 town in sparkling white linens.”

"Everybody's gone completely crazy on this voter ID thing. 

I was wondering how long it was going to take for every-

body to catch up with me."

Unlike Pope Francis, Saint Bieber would

canonize everybody.

Ann Coulter's Latest Hashtag Contribution

to Human Suffering

"Is this the last train to Uncertain, Texas?"

"I think so, but I'm not sure."

Trailer Swift

"From here, it looks like a Humdinger blossom, which is a

sure sign of Benghazi Fever."

Rude Rhymes #68

Pig Swill

George Will

Let the Sideshow Begin!

'GOP Takes a Bath', the headline read.

World's Worst Yobs #305

Sonny Bunch

"What's that?"

"It's Marco Rubio standing in downtown Miami

indicating how many times he denied man-made

climate change on national television."

Can the GOP keep the Bengamera hearings from becoming

 a 'monster movie'?

'Exploding Head Syndrome' No Joke, Researchers Say

Bundy's Army Invades Lower Slobovia

"Wassup, cap'n?"

"It's Mortar's Day."