Have you been wondering why Republicans want

to ban Critical Racer Theory in schools?

Dan Crenshaw and Tom Cotton Launch Whistleblower

Website Where You Can Submit Your Stories About

Woke Island

Underwater Marauder Surfaces

Warm Scuzzies #1,046

Gigi Gaskins

Straight Outta Naziville

Look, Up in the Sky!

Holy Oleo, Hatman!

Of the making of Bunnyhenge creation stories there is no end.

America's Ultimate Home and Beauty Tool™

America's Come-to-QAnon Moment

Trump's Little Creepy-Crawly

What happens when you nuke a zombie?

Get Your Freak On, America!

After Pushback HarperCollins Will Not Produce 

‘God Bless the USA! USA! USA!’ Bible

Day One:   Mask Mandate

Day Two:   Mask Mandate Banned

Day Three: Mask Mandate Ban Repealed

Day Four:  Stay Tuned

"Honey, now that Cerberus is housebroken, do you 

think it's OK to let him back in?"

Cat Photobombs Fido Friday

Who knew, before the COVID-19 epidemic idled millions,

that vibrator repair would be such a lucrative business?

Forget about Twitter Groupthink.  The real threat to

America today is Peanut Butter & Pickle Sandwich

Twinkies.

"You'll look sweet

Upon the seat

Of a bicycle built for two."

"Yes, officer I shot him, but I shot him in good faith."

A Trumpnik likes to make stuff up in two ways:

firstly in his normal voice and then in a kind of

silly high-pitched whine.

What?  Only 53% of Republicans believe 

Trump is the 'true' President?

Clay Travis Sez:  “We will be the voice for many who 

feel scared to say what they think for fear of the 

censorious online mob.” [Woot!]

Life with Father

Lab-Leak Theory or Wet Pants Denim?

You make the call.

As Nathanael might have asked, "Can any good thing 

come out of West Virginia?"

Mitch McSnapper Says He's Focused ‘100 Percent’ 

on Blocking Biden

Marjorie Taylor Greene, 

the Face of Today's GOP

DOJ Still Trying to Block Release of Colonel Sanders'

Recipe of 11 Secret Herbs and Spices

Warm Scuzzies #1,045

Priscilla Giddings

Apparently, it was also God's plan for Mark Samsel

to be arrested and thrown in jail.

‘Cloud of Nerves’ Hovers Over Trump Land

Kibongo had always socially distanced himself

from lawyers.

At Home with Hieronymus Bosch Reenactors During

the COVID-19 Pandemic

Nothing Scares a Hazmat Technician

He says he didn't lose any sleep last night worrying

if wokeness is kryptonite for Democrats.

"What's wrong with him?"

"He heard someone say 'overreach'

one time too many."

Zombie Newt Gingrich Unearths 1994 

Edition of the Contract with America,

Says "GRHAAAAHAHRHAHHAAAA!"

Beasts, Breasts, and Blood:  Sounds Like a 

Joe Bob Briggs Kind of Movie

It's useful to revise history every now and then.

It's National Wine Day!

Donald Trump Jr. Sez:  "The President rides a stationary bike. 

Oh, that's wonderful!"

[Woman wearing what looks like a Trump jock strap

has been identified as Marjorie Taylor Greene.]

"What's that?"

"Mac Jr., Big Mac, and Grand Mac Waiting for Godot."

"That's absurd!"

Trump Hate-Watching 'Crazy Joe Scarborough 

and His Blood-Curdling Psycho Wife'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #889

James Altman

Has Trump tried mental telepathy?

Get Away from It All at Meme House

It is not true that Gilbert Gottfried got fired as the

voice of the Aflac banana.