Even the armadillos were praying for

the election to be over.

Cardinal Dolan says there were ‘touching moments’ between 

Clinton and Trump at the Al Smith dinner. Which raises the 

question: Who was touching whom---and where?

Trump Bigliest Sue-er in America

Trump Preparing for Spaghettisburg Address

Donald Trump Doing His Popular Blobfish Impression

World's Worst Yobs #370

Elliot Bougis

Maria Bartiromo's Cleavage Seen as Metaphor for Political 

Divide Separating Republicans and Democrats

Only a flesh wound, yes, but it's yoooge!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #673

Gary Heavin

"Orrin and I agree that the 'O' in GOP stands for

'Octogenarian'."

The Unexpurgated Bible #144

"And He said, 'You cannot see Trump's face, for no one 

can see his face and live'."

David Brooks Sez: "The election of 2016 has exposed the 

staleness of the Republican and Democratic ideologies, as 

well as the columns I write for the New York Times."

Rudy Giuliani Said to Be OK After Being Cold-Cocked

by Hillary Clinton

If you need a Genteel Southerner to tell a woman she's

nasty, call Brian Babin (R-TX) and he'll do it with aplomb,

like Matthew McConaughey.

Cardinal Dolan Performing Requiem Mass for 

Trump Campaign

Now in Doctors' Waiting Rooms 

Throughout the Land

High-Centered Orange Snapper

If a Republican wins, the election was fair and square.  

If a Democrat wins, the election was rigged.

When Apollo spoke, Pythia, the Oracle of Delphi,

would tell the people what he meant. Likewise,

when Trump speaks, Pence, the Oracle of 

Indiana, tells us what he means.

The Trump Campaign: A Tale Well-

Calculated to Keep You in Suspense!

A Tale of Two Gasbags

Donald Trump, Political Suicide Bomber

A Republic If You Can Keep It

Marco Rubio Threatens to Serve Out Full Senate Term 

If Elected

Warm Scuzzies #711

Tarrant County Republican Party

After being accused by Jill Stein of a 'Disingenuous,

Hypocritical Attack', John Oliver went into hiding.

What's Left of Today's GOP After the Hyperbole, Xenophobia, 

Lies, Hypocrisy, Homophobia, and Conspiracy Theories 

Are Removed

Her grandkids call her 'Big Bubba'.

Waiting for Godot

Boy Talk

Philip Ellender Sez: "Live on the Koch Side of Life!"

Warm Scuzzies #710

Matthew Corder

'Trump Predicts 1.8 Million Dead People Will Vote on 

November 8'; Sounds About Right

'Something Is Killing the Scrotum Frogs of Lake Titicaca',

the headline read, but the endangered amphibian was 

not amused.

Dr. Seuss Strikes Back

With a daily circulation of around 20,000, the St. Joseph

News-Press is in the vanguard of those who are unrigging

the media by endorsing Donald Trump.

"That's the last time I'll set foot in the Curl Up and

Dye Hair Salon!"

Good Widdance to Wascal Wasko!

Pussywhipped

Another Roadside Attraction

The Trump Duo Performing 'Stand by Your Man'

Reports of His Being Alive Had Been Greatly Exaggerated

During the day, David Clarke dresses up

as a sheriff.

All That's Wrong with Today's GOP in One Face

Going Down

Harder and Harder to Tell Where the GOP Mascot 

Ends and the Dung Begins

Trump has had a bad influence on the GOP

mascot.

"Look at her, look at her words, you tell me."

--- Donald Trump

Improvised Farting Device John McCain Pledges to Oppose

 Any Supreme Court Nominee Proposed by President 

Hillary Clinton

Calling All Trumpniks! 

If you truly believe the election is rigged, why bother voting on 

November 8?  Your time would be better spent hyperventilating.