Uncle Dark Brandon Wants You

to Kick Some GOPer Ass

“The whole world will change depending

 on what Donald Trump decides."

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Trump screamed at Junior. 

"You think you’re a big man sitting on the rocks and then 

boom! You kill some fucking animal? Then you drag your 

brother into this bullshit? Why the fuck would you post

 photos like that? Get the fuck out of my office!"

"In your opinion, Beaky, should Biden invite 

Trump to the Queen's funeral?"

Steve Bannon Sez:  "Being placed in handcuffs and indicted

 was one of the best days of my life.  It was a very powerful, 

spiritual day for me.  A lot of things came into high clarity.  

I was totally in the zone."

Light a Patriot

Enjoy the Slow Burn

It always aggravated Trump when he realized the Queen

 was richer than he was and wore a bigger hat.

It's a Catbird Caturday!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,022

Calvin Hayden

According to Peter Navarro, Trump gave serious thought to

 ousting Jared Kushner before the 2020 election and 

replacing him with Steve Bannon.

Kanye West 'Releasing All Grudges Today Whilst Leaning 

Into the Light'

Sputtered a QAnon Functionary:  “May Queen Elizabeth II, 

a member of an elite global child-trafficking cabal,

 burn in Hell for all eternity.  The evil witch is dead!”

Barack and Michelle Graciously Unveil the Trump's

White House Portraits

Carpe Potestatem!

Will Pennsylvania become the Bubble Boy State?

Judge Rips Oath Keeper Stewart Rhodes for Making 

'Bewildering Arguments'

Chelsea Clinton Remembers

the Two Ivanka Trumps

In his titillating discussion of My Son Hunter, Tucker

Carlson neglected to point out that M&Ms melt in

your mouth, not on your wang.

The first Fido Friday during the reign of King Charles III

was observed with well-mannered enthusiasm.

Steve Bannon Sez:  “They will never shut me up. 

They’ll have to kill me first.”

Even when doing a Perp Walk, Steve Bannon did it with

historical flare.

Stephen Bannon Has a Great Fall

When Dr. Abby Abildness, Director of the Global Apostolic

Prayer Network, bows her head, God knows it's time to

swing into action.

The Part of the Story Herman Melville Left Out

Greasy Grifter Heckled by Protesters As He Turns Himself In

Beyond the Outer Limits of Plausible Deniability

Warm Scuzzies #1,236

Leonard Glenn Francis

Warm Scuzzies #1,235

Robert Telles

The Unexpurgated Bible #188

And then he spake unto them, "Being a unicorn, 

I could only be captured by a virgin.  That's why 

my mother wasn't Mary Magdalene."

On Throwback Thursday, Hope Hicks imagined she was

a Playboy Bunny.

The Hand of Dr. No

"I’m very healthy, an absolutely perfect physical specimen!"

The day finally arrived when everyone had their

own podcast and only had time to watch/listen

to it.  It was the electronic version of solipsism.

Self-Driving Sabertooth Longhorn Beetle

Judge Removes Couy Griffin from Office 

for Engaging in Capitol Hill Insurrection

Trump Ordered a Nuclear Reactor on the Moon

 in His Final Days in Washington

Some of the documents recovered during the raid 

of Mar-a-Lago required more than just Top Secret

 clearance in order to be accessed.  Only Men in Black 

are authorized to view them and need to know their

 contents.

Wicked Word of the Week #2

Trumpsymp (i. e., 'Trump Sympathizer') is a word

even Devin Nunes's cow understands.

In Elon Musk's ambit, 'Woke' is code for 

'Not White Male Chauvinist Pig Enough'.

Once again, the Profligate plans to turn himself in.

"He loved and hated My Precious, as he loved and 

hated himself."

Florida judge says Trump retains some 

executive privileges after leaving office.

Louisiana GOPer Mike Johnson Sez:  “I couldn’t get to the 

remote fast enough to shield my 11-year-old from Little Demon."

As you can tell, being Charlie Kirk is pretty painful.

RoJo the Clown gets his biggest laughs when he exclaims,

"I want to save Social Security!"

Warm Scuzzies #1,234

Eileen Cannon

It's Corn Kid!

Making Trump Roar Just for the Hell of It 

David Brooks has the Third Party Solution

to what ails America.

"General Ripper, I'm beginning to worry

about Jim Jordan."

"Me, too, Group Captain Mandrake. He's no doubt

showing the effect of the fluoridation of the

water supply and the resulting impurities in his

precious bodily fluids."