Talks Underway to Exchange Two American 

Alex Jones for

One Welsh Alex Jones

World's Worst Jobs #133

Chinese Sea Cucumber Farmer

"Gawd, I'm so hungry I'm just gonna eat you raw!"

Attorney-General Chris Koster Sez:  "This way to the

gas, my fellow Missourians!"

American Schutzstaffel #26

Man in the Moon Festival Headlined by

Well-Known Lunatic

"To tell the truth, I was never more than

91% wolf.  The rest of me originated in

Brooklyn."

"Have you ever wondered, Sal, why I always seem to

crowd you on this bench?  Well, I've been meaning

to tell you something and now's the time."

Little Known Fact #40

A Serving of Mike Huckabee on Fox News 

Contains More Trans Fat than a Fillet of

Fish at Long John Silver's

Megyn Kelly Moving to Primetime on Fox News;

Republican Men Applaud Upgrade to a

Four-Stroke Engine

Father Paul Scalia Sez:  "Homosexual acts are intrinsically 

disordered. The word disordered means that such acts 

fail to observe the design and purpose of human 

sexuality. They lack the natural ordering to 

procreation, like acts of celibacy do.  They are

 also unconstitutional.  Just ask my Dad."

Florida Baptist Pastor Jay Dennis lives a porn-free life,

as anybody with half a brain can tell from just looking

at him.  

Governor Perry Flashes the Sign of 

Double-UFIA Penetration

Republican Party Reptile, 1987

Republican Party Reptile, 2013

John Paul II Cleared for Sainthood After Getting 

More Facebook 'Likes' than Eminem

Zimmerman Scholar Spotted at Local Wine Shed

Joey Chestnut Doing the 69

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #142

"Lock and load, fellow Gandhians!"

Even as young men, the Koch Brothers proudly 

carried Birch chips on their shoulders.

Unabomber

F-Bomber

After Jonathan Orser committed suicide, authorities

 searched his home, where they found over 100 firearms, 

15,000 to 20,000 rounds of ammunition, buckets of black 

(gun) powder, hand grenades, and a decommissioned

 tank.  He was obviously a 200-proof, USDA Prime,

100% Rick Perry-style American.

Ted Nugent has fathered nine children by seven different 

women.  Mike Huckabee, the Baptist pastor, likes him 

so much he would help him run for president.  "I 

think you’d be surprised at how many evangelicals 

respond to him," Huckabee adds.

Cuckoo Bags Pheasant

Rick Perry Thinking about Running for a Fourth Term

as Governor of the Lone Steer State

Happy Explosions in the Sky Day

Sadly Adly Sworn In as Egypt's Interim President

"Who's gonna ride with the elevator man?"

Kevin Drum Accused of Being

'Heavy-Handed'

Warm Scuzzies #406

Randall Courson

Whiteworld #13

According to the latest GOP theory, all the Republican

 Party needs to do to win near-term presidential elections

 is to become the Whiter Than White Party.

We had been warned that same-sex marriage was a 

slippery slope which would lead to bestiality.  But

we didn't listen.

New Report Reveals That Class Clowns Are NSA Agents

Embedded in K-12 Classrooms to Teach Cyber Ethics

Supreme Court Ruling Allows Mitt Romney to Receive 

Government Benefits

World's Worst Yobs #290

Jesse Watters

Vidalia, Georgia Newspaper Urged to Send 

Onionhead Back to Stone Age

Kentuckians in 2014 to Have Choice Between

Alison Grimes and Granny McConnell

Jeff Olson Found Not Guilty of Vandalism for Giving

 Chalk Talks Outside Bank of America

Former Cheddarhead and Archbishop of Milwaukee 

Recognized Worldwide as One of the Cheesiest Cardinals 

in the Vatican

'Spruce Goose'. Hmmm, why do all the naughty words 

sound woody?

NSA Applies for 'iWatch' Trademark

When Pastor Ted Cruz called for the abolition of the

IRS at the First Baptist Church in Dallas on Sunday

morning, firecrackers exploded from the rafters, flags 

were waved, bagpipes were played, and boys dressed as 

World War II soldiers re-enacted the flag raising at 

Iwo Jima.  Jesus, however, was a no-show.

Warm Scuzzies #405

Jennifer Lopez

In an ideal world, the United States would keep secret that 

Elmer Fudd is a retired four-star Air Force general and the 

former head of the CIA and the National Security Agency.

Meathead, 1971

Meathead, 2013

Ronald Reagan was 69 when he ran for President in 1980.  

Back then, Republicans didn't think he was too old.  If 

she runs for President in 2016, Hillary Clinton will be 69.  

Republicans today think she will be too old. Sigh!  If you 

see one two-faced Republican, you've seen them all.