Mr. Bluster Urges Atheists to Exercise Their 'Right

to Leave the Country'

Some said he was stupidly obstinate; others said he was

pigheaded.

Tête-à-tête

"How do you like the Beretta PX4 Storm 

Santa brought me?"

Warm Scuzzies #438

Cactus Canyon

"Do you think I look better with the beard or without it?"

New Year go away!  We're not quite 

through with the old one yet.

In the 19th century, Russia gave the world Pushkin, 

Tolstoy, and Dostoevsky.  In the 20th century, Russia 

gave the world Lenin, Stalin, and the AK-47.

Do Not Use as a Flotation Device!

Tenth Circuit Court Allows Utah Men to Kiss, But with No 

Tongue and Not Longer Than Three Minutes and Six Seconds

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #534

Alan Dershowitz

Osama Bin Daffy and Premier Christian Cruises, Inc. 

Charter the Carnival Victory for the 'Duck Commander 

Cruise', July 17-21, 2014

2014 Republican Party Ballot After the 

Chamber of Commerce Declared,

"No Fools on Our Ticket!"

If we lie to Congress, it's a crime.  

But if Congress lies to us, it isn't.  

Why is that?

Chewbacca Sez:  "No More Joint Pain!"

Once again you did not make Gawker's annual list of

 'The Least Important Writers'.  Congratulations!

"When I'm gone, my son, Kim Jong-un, is liable to get drunk

and start executing his kinfolks and all their friends.  He 

believes he's Stalin redivīvus, you know."

"No doubt about it, Suzy:  someone has jammed Obamacare

down your throat."

Have you read Jonah Goldberg's new book?

How Ted Cruz Reacted When He Learned He Was One of

the 'Top 10 Villains of 2013'

"Oh fudge!  It's Boxing Day!"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #91

Robolizard

His teacher seemed to have eyes in the back

of his head.

Tareq Salahi's Run for House of 

Representatives in Virginia: See It

on Pay-Per-View for Only $14.95!

Little Known Fact #47

H.R. 448 is a bipartisan resolution to protect Christmas 

from Doug Lamborn.

Pope Francis Wishes Rush Limbaugh a

Merry 'Trickle-Down' Christmas

You had to be a very bad little boy

to earn a visit from Miley Krampus.

Before Christians Lost Their Religious Liberty to

Burn People at the Stake

Andrew Sullivan Sez:  "I have to say I’m befuddled by the 

firing of Phil Robertson, he of the amazing pater-

familias beard on Duck Dynasty."

"Pardon me, sir, but would you say you're a

Low-Information Voter, a Misinformation

Voter, or a Disinformation Voter?"

"Cold turkey, eh?  Well, what addictive habit did you

give up, Tom?"

Ronald McDonald Sez:  "Fast foods are typically high in 

calories, fat, saturated fat, sugar, and salt and may put 

people at risk for becoming overweight."

Politifact Gives Governor Christie 'Five-Alarm Pants on Fire' 

Rating for Claim about Traffic Scandal

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #38

Michael Morell

Bring Back the Tofustada!

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Asked why he said, "When a man sells his daughter as a slave, 

she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are," 

Phil Robertson said he was just quoting the Bible.

Rich Lowry (aka 'The Masculinator') Calls

Pajama Boy "An Insufferable Man-Child"

Susan Rice Sez:  "NSA Officials Didn't Lie; They 'Inadvertently 

Made False Representations', and I'm Just Accidentally 

Making a Fool of Myself---Again"

How to Recognize Different Parts 

of the Body

Number Six --- the Haughty Bits

Paleoconservative Hearts Putinoconservative

Happy, Happy, Happy: My Life and

Legacy as the Duck Commander

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