Wednesday, March 26, 2008

If it's Spring, Fearguth must be in Utah, where he will be
camping and hiking in Arches National Park March 26-April 1
and in Arizona, where he will be camping and hiking in the
Grand Canyon April 2-8. Fearguth intends to return online April 9.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

"The mountain is high
The valley is low
and you're confused on which way to go
so I've come here to give you a hand
and lead you into the promised land
so...come on and take a free ride
come on and sit here by my side."
John McCain Getting Hot Under the Collar

This mosaic is composed of photos of 4,000 American soldiers
killed in the Iraq War. If John McCain is elected President,
the next edition of the photomosaic will be composed of
8,000 dead American soldiers.
By all means, watch Bush's War, the new Frontline documentary.
Afterwards, you will want to

take an ice bath to cool off.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Ordinary people lie. Extraordinary people don't lie; they misspeak.
4,000 American Soldiers Killed in Iraq Aboard
John McCain's 'No Surrender Express'

Sunday, March 23, 2008

When he met Heather Mills, Paul McCartney sang,
"And I Love Her." When they divorced, he sang,
"I Should Have Known Better."
Hey America! Is talk of change making you tired? Wouldn't you
rather have more of the same for four more years? If so, America,
the choice is clear: Poopdeck Pappy McCain in 2008!
Vice President Dick Cheney began Easter Sunday with a prayer
and the singing of "Amazing Grace" at a tiny chapel in Jerusalem.
Nearby, Jesus re-entered his tomb and wept.
V. Alleluia! Racism Is Risen!
R. Racism Is Risen Indeed! Alleluia!
"I'm surprised," says Attorney General Mukasey,
"by how surprised I am at how varied the threat
of terrorism is, how many directions it comes from,
how geographically spread out it is. Quite frankly,
I'm scared shitless!"
"Do you recall, Professor Reynolds, what finally pushed you
over the edge, so to speak, and convinced you to rename
your blog, INSTARACIST.COM?"
Masked Killer from Scream Movies Crashes Hindu Holi Festival
Egghead Presidents

Baptists Claim Only Top of Magdi Allam's Head Converted;
"Full Conversion Requires Complete Immersion," They Say

And Jesus Cheeto said, "Take me and eat; this is my body."

Soren Dayton Suspended from McCain Campaign
for Racist Twittering