Men, Don't Fight Your Cock!

"Hey, kids, what time is it?"

"Howdy Doody time?"

"No, it's time to bomb Syria!"

Conflict of Interest, Thy Name Is David Brooks

At the America First Political Action Conference in

Orlando, you also got to see and hear Steve King

and Michelle Malkin.

Want to live to 90 like James Bond? Always order your 

martinis shaken, not stirred.

Chip Roy needs to capitalize on his

new-found fame with a reality TV

show, 'Bitching Up with MAGA'.

If CPAC is too leftist to suit you, there's always

AFPAC (America First Political Action Conference).

On Caturday, we are made to wonder what the 

Christmas Pageant Kitties do for a living in the 

off-season.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #866

Mary Miller

"Beam me up, Scotty, there's nothing

but aliens from Venus down here."

If It's Friday, It Must Be CPAC

Ted Cruz at CPAC Doing His

William Wallace Impersonation

The Unexpurgated Bible #183

"And Moses took the Golden Ass which they had made, 

and burnt it in the fire, and ground it to powder, 

and strewed it upon the water, and made the children 

of Israel drink of it."

Tucker QArlson

Tucker Carlson Sez:  "We spent all day trying to 

locate the famous QAnon, which in the end we 

learned is not even a website. If it’s out there, we 

could not find it.”

The Israelites built a Golden Calf.  The Trumpniks at

CPAC have built a Golden Ass.

Re-Inventionator

Like a goldfish, Chip Roy has a 10-second memory.

 

A Bastard's Work Is Never Done

Stephen Miller Calls Biden's Immigration Policy 'Cruel'

Take no thought for 2024; for sufficient unto the

day is the evil thereof.

Matt Gaetz Sez:  "The winner of our primary in 2024 will be 

someone from the Full Trump lane who embraces Trump 

and is embraced by him."

Warm Scuzzies #1,016

Richard Michetti

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #216

Ted Man Walking

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #865

Daniel Banyai

"Oh, look!" said Dick.

"It is Ken Paxton."

"Oh, my!" said Jane.

"Ken looks funny ignoring the reporter."

The Three Warning Signs of

Trump Withdrawal Syndrome

Although Sheldon Adelson is taking a dirt nap,

his erstwhile newspaper, The Las Vegas Review-

Journal, is vying with The Onion for satiric supremacy.

Rand Paul Clarifies His Position on

'Election Integrity'

"You can come out now.  Those 'fake Trump protesters'

Ron Johnson was talking about have gone home."

Here we see Senator Josh Hawley demanding 

accountability for the Capitol Hill Insurrection.

Warm Scuzzies #1,015

Thomas Webster

VW Macrobus

Goin' Back to Houston

George Washington Reacts to Talk of

'Big-Tent Centrism'

CPAC Cancels Young Pharaoh's Appearance at Its

'America Uncanceled' Conference

If you haven't heard Ted Cruz ranting in his 

tiny whiny voice behind his Lone Star State

COVID-19 mask, you have been deprived

of one of life's little pleasures.

Warm Scuzzies #1,014

Genevieve Peters

"A Supreme Court Justice free from strong evidence of systemic 

intelligence is not alone sufficient for judicial confidence."

Was it synchronicity or a happy

coincidence?

No party celebrating the end of the Great Texas 

Freeze-Out of 2021 will be complete without

a Ted Cruz Piñata.

In memory of Rush Limbaugh, Ted Cruz 

will be flown at half-staff.

Does Lauren Boebert outsource the dusting of her

Gun Shrine, or does she do it herself?

Do the 'fascists' who tacitly consented to the release

of Trump's taxes include the three Justices he

put on the Supreme Court?

Who knew the solution to climate change

was between the sheets?

Would you be 'very happy' to be sued for $1.3 billion?

The MyPillow Guy is.

Supreme Court Rules Trump's Financial Records

 'Just Want to Be Free'

You won't want to miss his delightful

discussion of 'Plant-Based Meat'.

In the Wacky World of Steve Scalise, Joe Biden didn't win

the 2020 election and Trump is no more to blame for the

Capitol Hill Insurrection than you are.

Jennifer Susan Wright, a Florida Anesthesiologist, Sez:  

"This is not going to be Biden's America, this is my America."