Texas Man to Stand His Ground Behind Bars for the

Next 40 Years

"Remember, Karl:  Al Capone whipped everybody, except

the IRS."

"'Issahole?'  Who said that?"

'Ancient Relatives of Humans Ate Wood'

Count Dracula's Mother Felled by Silver Bullet, University

of Virginia President Reinstated

"Deputy Estrada, there are currently 2,000,000 legal Latinos

 and 365,000 illegal Latinos residing in our state of Arizona.  

Even if you were to racially profile at will, I still believe it's 

going to be very difficult for you to separate the brown ones

from the brown ones."

At the moment, Fearguth is mid-way between home and

the Electric Forest Festival.  Posting will be skimpy this 

evening through Thursday morning, and then will be non-

existent until next Monday evening.  

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #149

Robert Stacy McCain and Brian Sutton

'Jenny McCarthy Does 7th Naked Playboy Spread'

Governor Scott Diagnosed with Stage III Halperinism

President Obama Sez:  “No American should ever live under

 a cloud of suspicion just because of what they look like, 

especially when they look like Sheriff Joe."

Count Dracula's mother is alive and well and living in

Virginia.

Godfather of Costello Mob Puts Contract Out on

President Obama

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #397

Eric Hovde

Our dining choices this week include Fukushima Octopus and

Tifton 85, the genetically-modified bermuda grass

which produces cyanide gas.

What?  No Tea-Paw Bridgefail for veep?  Say it ain't so,

Joe!

Warm Scuzzies #303

Helen Dragas

Donald Trump, Jr. and Eric Trump, Famous Animal Butchers, 

Granted Patent for Heretofore Unknown Leopard Steak

World's Worst Yobs #255

Michael Potemra