Vlad the Impaler Shortly After Attacking

His Soulmate, George the Decider

"And I’ve got to say, even if Libby's convicted — and he may

not be — but even if he is convicted, would any judge send to

prison a guy named Scooter? He wouldn’t last 48 hours. I

know, because I'm a former Harvard University Institute of

Politics fellow named Roger and I wouldn't last 24."

"I mean, there’s no underlying crime here that anyone has

been indicted for. This is just a show trial, just like in the

days of Stalin. By the way, did you know that the Russian

dictator's real name was Joseph Vissarionovich Djugashvili,

and that my real name is Roger Sumbitch Crockashit?"

All the rocket-propelled grenades manufactured in Iran are

labeled in English. This is done to deceive the U. S. military

into thinking they were made in a Northern Marianas Island

sweatshop and licensed by Tommy Hilfiger for resale under

a no-bid contract awarded to Halliburton by the

Bush Administration.

"How was I to know that Microsoft PowerPoint would

turn out to be the Pentagon's most effective weapon

in the war against truth, justice, and the American Way?"

U. S. Military Claims Iran Is Supplying Mortar Rounds

to Iraqi Militants with Expired 'Enjoy By' Dates

Military Analyst Showing How He Discovered That the

'Highest Levels' of the Iranian Government Are Responsible

for Attacks Against U.S. Troops in Iraq

Khaled and Mahmoud were awed at the sight of the oldest,

biggest, and most sacred wingnut in the world.

Christina Aguilera Doing Her Impression 
of Madonna Doing Her Impression of Jayne
 Mansfield Doing Her Impression of Marilyn
 Monroe Doing Her Impression of

Jean Harlow

World's Worst Jobs #27

Chinese Waste Recycler

Dirty Old Man Reveals Dirty Little Secret

"Once again, we have a prosecutor who can’t get an
 indictment for the real crime — leaking the identity 
of a CIA agent. So he goes instead for the crime of, 
well, people didn’t tell him the complete truth when
 they talked to him." Thus is suggested a new defin-
ition of a 'lie': it's an 'incomplete truth'.

When you look at this closeup of Michelle Malkin's teeth, you

understand why the blogosphere isn't quite ready for hi-def.

Commenting on the Libby trial, Roger Simon says,

"I also have to say this is a nutty trial that

nobody except the people involved in it and the

people covering it care about. And, no, I'm not

the Simon who met a pieman going to the fair."

President Bush has sworn on a copy of the Budget of the

U. S. Government for Fiscal Year 2008 that the federal

budget will be balanced by 2012, four years after he leaves

office and the year Ralph Nader, having exacerbated

the contradictions sufficiently, is tapped to be the CEO

of General Motors.

The Pope always gets pumped when the announcer says,

"Heeeeeres Benny!"

David Beckham Demonstrating How 
He Keeps Posh Spice Happy

What Was Left of Big Bird After President Bush

Slashed the Budget for Public Television

"And not only is he wrong about the war in Iraq, Prime Minister Howard,

but did you know Obama bin Laden isn't either white enough or

black enough to be elected President of the United States?"

"Look right here, Mr. President. This staff directory proves

I used to work for you. See, it says: A-N-D-R-E-W C-A-R-D.

That's me!"

Can you find what doesn't belong in this picture?

"So, you're Michael Gordon, the New York Times reporter who

put all the Bush Administration malarkey about Iraqi WMDs on

the front page of the newspaper of record. And now you're doing

the same thing regarding Iran. Have you no shame, sir, have you

no shame?"

Michael Gordon Named the Judith Miller Reciter of Bush

Administration Warmongering for the New York Times