Monday, October 22, 2018

Trump Calls Migrant Caravan the
 'Zombie Apocalypse'
Jesus Resisteth the Proud Boys
Trump Sez:  "He's not Lyin' Ted anymore.  
He's beautiful Ted!"

Sunday, October 21, 2018

Brothers Together Say: “Obviously there’s been deception
 and there’s been lies.”
Adventures in Aestheticism #111

Saturday, October 20, 2018

Trump Doing His MBS Impression
Cruz Re-Election Campaign Enters
'Over, Under, Sideways, Down' Phase
Trumpinocchio in Tartarus

Friday, October 19, 2018

Things to Avoid #35
Saudis Who Bring Bone Saws to Fist Fights
Adventures in Aestheticism #110
Revealed: Trump Prefers Bendy Pink Straws 
for Sipping Water
How That 'Profanity-Laced' Blowout in the West Wing
Between John Kelly and John Bolton Got Started

Thursday, October 18, 2018

Red Arrow Indicates 'The Fascist Creep'
Adventures in Aestheticism #109
Oxymorons for Our Time #197
Saudi Investigation
ProblemSolvers 'Я' Us
What if they removed all the antibiotics from your burger?
Adventures in Aestheticism #108

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Was Trump also genetically hard-wired to tweet, "The 
concept of global warming was created by and for the 
Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing 
non-competitive"?  Apparently so.
Adventures in Aestheticism #107
“Tell us something you’ve done in the last year that has 
nothing to do with politics that would give Texans insight
 to who you are as a person.” 
"I ate a Triple Meat Whataburger."
"I ain't dead, bitches!  I only look dead!"

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

The Trump of Pahrump Goes Flump!
Fortune-Telling, Saudi Style
A Public Service Announcement from Mr. Ed
Lindsey 'Big Boy' Graham says the U.S. should 
'sanction the hell out of Saudi Arabia'.
If you want to know what a Trump vow is worth, 
ask his three wives.
Headline of the Day
Trump sets 'major rally' with Ted Cruz for Houston 
on Oct. 22 at arena that seats 8,000

Monday, October 15, 2018

Kellyanne Conway started calling DNA testing 'junk science'
the day after her DNA test showed her consanguinity with Beavis.
Next thing you know, Ted Cruz will be accusing Beto 
O'Rourke of calling Trump a 'sniveling coward', just
as he did.
Blake Fischer, Idaho Fish and Game Commissioner, 
shot his little arrows in the air and liquidated an entire
 family of his fellow primates.
That's Senator Super Chicken to You, Buster!
Now we know why everybody's laughing.
And that newspaper, the Dallas Morning News,
has tilted conservative and Republican since the
1960s.
New Painting Hanging on White House Wall
DNA Tests Show Elizabeth Warren to Be 1/32 Native
 American and Donald Trump to Be 32/32 Native Moron
Senator David Perdue Seizes Cellphone Smarter Than He Is
Adventures in Aestheticism #106

Sunday, October 14, 2018

Will Trump now start calling William Wages, Kevin
McCarthy's brother-in-law, Powhatan?
Warm Scuzzies #839
Ariel Benjamin Mannes
Trump Diagnosed with Stage Three Leephilia
Will James Mattis, a retired three-star Marine general,
 find out what it's like to be fired by a fifth- or sixth-grader?
Little Gazan Gets It Right
Someone Put Googly Eyes on Kanye, 
Trump Is Not Amused
Like Father-in-Law, Like Son-in-Law
Jared Kushner Has a Better Idea

Saturday, October 13, 2018

The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Desk

Friday, October 12, 2018


 Now in its 18th year, the Afghanistan War's best friends 
are U. S. defense contractors.
"Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy
 laden, and I will give you rest."
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #180
Kanye Chained