Rude Rhymes #76

Senegal Gum

Laura Ingraham

Brian Nieves Sez:  "I'm ready to stand up to the ACLU, 

judges, mayors, or any other Constitution violating

 activists and follow our Constitution by saying no to 

same-sex marriage!"

"Ya know, Ted, I guess we Republicans are all wacko 

birds now."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #581

Brandon Smith

Warm Scuzzies #480

Anthony Cumia

Factoid of the Hour #21

The words of 'The Star-Spangled Banner' are from the

poem, 'Defense of Fort McHenry'.  The music is from

an English drinking song, 'To Anacreon in Heaven'.

Anacreon was a Greek lyric poet of the 6th century

BCE who wrote drinking songs.

[Bottoms up!]

It's a 4th of July Barbecue at the Alito's!

The Unexpurgated Bible #100

And when her maid had opened the ark of bulrushes, 

Pharaoh's daughter saw the baby Moses: and, behold,

 he wept. And she said, "We must stop illegal immi-

gration here and now!  Deport the child at once!"

Uh-oh,  it's Independence Day again!

"F-35, since it cost $4 billion to build you, couldn't you at

least taxi without catching on fire?"

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #45

Alan Long

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Greg Gutfeld Trying to Decide What He Would Enjoy

More:  Truth or 'Sex without Consequences'

"As John Paul Jones said, 'I have not yet begun to lose!'"

Flag Desecration #78

"I used to read my readers' comments, but it was just 

too psychologically damaging.  So then I would ask my 

assistant to read them, until he committed suicide."

Is Laura Ingraham a Fremen?

Yikes!  Dana Loesch has a husband!

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #7

A Hand-Held Instant-Death Machine

Only in America can a Roy McCool---an obviously deranged

Doomsday Prepper---legally own 10 guns (including an AR-15) 

and thousands of rounds of ammunition.

Sign of the Times #54

Like the gods, Mitt is immortal so long

as people keep believing in him.

Burger Dog:  A Classic Burger in a Hot Dog Bun. 

American Ingenuity at Its Finest!

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #151

If there was ever any doubt that the Supreme

Court is just another partisan political

institution, Sammy 'The Clown' Alito

erased it.

Scott Lively Sez:  "Help me!  I'm being dehumanized

through ridicule by John Oliver and the Alinskyites!"

[No doubt, it won't be long before Pastor Lively starts

shitting Pink Bricks.]

"My future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!"

Secret Agent for Warner Brothers Bags MGM's Mascot,

Leo the Lion

Area Man Gets Potted After

Chugging Bottle of Potted

Meat

Florida Man Incarcerated for Animal Cruelty Claims He

Was Merely Standing His Ground Against the 

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #50

Charles C. Johnson

Greg Abbott, a Wholly-Owned Subsidiary of

Koch Industries

At the Thunderdome Convenience Store in Valdosta, Georgia,

two men enter, one man leaves.

Even as an adult, Harry Potter was a wizard when it came

to dogs.

Soccer-Loving Elk Show Solidarity with 

Occupy Ann Coulter Protesters

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #580

Trevor Loudon

Warm Scuzzies #479

Kendall Jones

These five Old Catholic Men---Anthony Kennedy (77), Antonin

Scalia (78), John Roberts (59), Samuel Alito (64), and Clarence

Thomas (66)---have ruled that corporations aren't required to

 offer contraceptive coverage in their employee insurance 

plans under Obamacare.  Why is this not surprising?

Common Core

Common Bore

Oxymorons for Our Time #166

Cheney Charm Offensive

Insects have begun to gather for National Moth Week.

Ann Coulter was giddy when she learned she had moved up to 

#28 on the list of 'Top 50 Villains in Wrestling History'.

"Nice cape!"

"Yes, I made it out of materials I bought at Hobby Lobby."

Official Beverage of Rogue

Mercenaries

The Unexpurgated Bible #99

And the Supreme Court blessed those who labored for 

Hobby Lobby, and the Supreme Court said unto them, 

"Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and 

subdue it."

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #49

Larry Gatlin

Howdy Doody Battles Puppet Image

Under enhanced interrogation, he finally confessed that he

 was just a 'Stunt Mormon' and that he had joined the Church 

of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints for the sole purpose of 

experiencing the joy of being excommunicated by the First 

Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles.

Fox Host Suspicious His Nude Knob Was Designed As a 

Distraction To Help Obama

Japanese Man Sets Self on Fire in Medium-Rare Protest