Let the Ritual Bloodletting Begin

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #922

Alan Wentser

A shot of Hydroxychloroquine with an Ivermectin 

chaser ought to fix him right up.

Could be worse.  Could be trapped in a Jon

McNaughton painting.

First, what is Male Pattern Baldness? This is the normal 

pattern of hair loss in around half of all Wookies, 

generally associated with ageing.

“The Democrats want to destroy the country and force me 

to comb my aggressively unkempt hair."

From This Week's Caturday Evening Post

The only thing more bottomless is a 'bottomless cup of

coffee' as defined in the Urban Dictionary.

"Rep. Andy Biggs’ two brothers have publicly castigated him

 for sowing doubt about President Joe Biden’s election win 

and called for his removal from office."

Fundraising, the World's Oldest Profession

Steve Bannon 'Stands with Trump',

Will Defy January 6 Subpoena

Warm Scuzzies #1,084

Robert Reeder

Think of Kari Lake as the candidate of

Arizona's Cyber Ninja Party.

The OMFG Guide to Common Perps

Fakebook Factcheckers

It's a Living!

Ying to Partner with Yang to Form the

Ying Yang Party

Marjorie Taylor Greene Rants That Dr. Fauci 

Won't Prescribe Ivermectin 'Even Though It 

Won a Nobel Peace Prize'

Musk to Move Tesla

Mystery of the Nude Nymph sounds like a 

Naughty Hardy Boys novel he would have enjoyed 

as an adolescent.

Pay him a large sum of money

 and he will go away.

Zuck Spots a Free-Range Sawbuck

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #921

Michael Gableman

Jim Jordan Sez:  "Democrats told us COVID didn't start 

in a Chinese lab.  Nope, didn't start there -- it was a 

bat to a pangolin, to a hippopotamus, to Joe Rogan 

and we get bit."

Matt Walsh Being Cancelled by

Trans Activists

Capitol Hill insurrectionist Riley Williams intended

 to sell Nancy Pelosi's laptop to a friend in Russia, who then 

planned to sell the device to Russia’s foreign intelligence

 service.  Ooowee, so cloak-and-daggery!

Warm Scuzzies #1,083

Jeffrey Clark

Out of the Mouth of Babs

Pumpkin Spice Spam Halloween Space Suits!

Available for a Limited Time Only!

Do you suppose Brain Bleach might help?

One gets the impression that Trump-endorsed 

Republican candidates are being recruited straight

 out of the pages of the National Police Gazette.

The Denouement of Wokeness Conversion Therapy

"It was hell," says Facebook junkie about Monday's

six-hour outage.

Flag Desecration #128

Necessary to the Plot, But Insignificant

Zuckerberg Loses $6 Billion in Overstuffed Sofa

As he neared the end of his life's long and winding road,

his only regret was that he had never owned a

Conversation Pit.

Why doesn't the media focus on important

things, like the 700,000 Americans who

have died from the COVID-19 'hoax'?

"The whistleblowers allegations don't make

any sense."

Yes, Ken Weyler (R-NH) has blown the lid

off the conspiracy to inject Squiddies into the 

veins and arteries of red-blooded Americans.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #920

Ken Weyler

Been there, done that, Michele Bachmann, between

1861 and 1865. It's called the Civil War and it 

resulted in 1,768,498 casualties.

NBA Players, Fat Wolverine Stands with You

The January 6 Insurrectionists demeaned themselves, Mr. 

Pence, and being a Trump supporter, like you, is

 self-demeaning.

Kyrsten Sinema Remains Faithful to Her

Green Party Roots

Jason Miller is a conspiracy theorist, but

not as crazy as those 'hardcore Area 51

truthers'.

When she ran for the Senate, Kyrsten Sinema

told her advisers that she hoped to be a bigger 

prick than John McCain.

"The root cause of the Facebook outage was a 

faulty configuration change."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #223

Sinema Purgatorio

Thereby Hangs a Little Tail