Saturday, July 21, 2018

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #139
Bronson Harmon
Adventures in Aestheticism #70
Warm Scuzzies #821
Paul Erickson
With two marriages and two divorces
under her belt, Kimberly Guilfoyle, late
of Fox News, is now working on a possible
third marriage, this time to Donald
Trump, Jr., divorced father of five
young children.

Friday, July 20, 2018

Mighty Morphin Money Changers!
Add Aprostrophe Abuser's to the list and the list will cover 
just about everybody on Earth---past, present, and future.
Cohen Tapes Said to Have Stronger Appeal to
 Prurient Interest Than Nixon Tapes
Trump Bombs in Brussels, in London, and in Helsinki
America now has two DNIs.
It's Chowtime!
They Call Thee Merrie Olde England

Thursday, July 19, 2018

“The sentence should have been ‘I don’t see 
any reason why it wouldn’t be Russia.’ Sort of 
the negation of the negation, as Hegel would say.”

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #739
Michael Scheuer
The Love Bug Goes Bad

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

We would be up Shit Creek without a paddle if we
didn't have Sarah Huckabee Sanders around to
help 'clarify' what Trump says, wouldn't we?
Putinstein's Monster
Something Wacky This Way Comes
Trump Backpedaling on His Walk-Back 
on Russian Interference
Agent for Imposters 'Я' Us Angling for Showtime Series
Warm Scuzzies #820
Elon Musk
John Stormer died on July 10 at age
 90, just days before his book finally 
became relevant.

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Is America great enough yet?
Marcel Marceau Now Claiming He Misspoke
Rick Santorum and Maria Butina, the Frothiest
Mixture of Them All
Shouldn't that be 'Our Russian Revival', Governor Walker?
Maria Butina Locked and Loaded to Bag 
Another Republican
Know Your Constitution
America Takes a Knee as Trump Hugs the Russian Flag
He's Got the Whole World in His Hands
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #177
The Mask 2: Putin Takes It All Off
When he flashes the Triangle of Satan hand gesture, 
Trump is communicating nonverbally, saying, in effect,
 'I Am Putin's Bitch'.
Where is Joe McCarthy now that we need him?
Classic Account of Historic Bombing 
Gets an Update
Let's Hear It for
Breastfeeding!
In the beginning, there were Three Wise Monkeys.  
In the end, there were Three Unwise Pachyderms.
About What You Would Expect from the Quisling Party
Q: "What's Charlie McCarthy doing in Vladimir Putin's lap?"
A: "Well, Putin pays better and gives this woodpecker's pinup 
boy better lines than Edgar Bergen ever did."

Monday, July 16, 2018

Adventures in Aestheticism #69
Wayne LaPierre, Where Are You?
Yee-haw!  Now we know what NRA really 
stands for: National Russian Association.
The Lodger
White House Fence After Trump's Treason Exposed
Invasive Species Spreading Rapidly at 
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Phillip Van Cleave, Member of the Virginia
Kindergartners Defense League, Joins Forces with 
Colonel Erran Morad, the Terrorist Terminator
James O'Keefe Befriends Colonel Erran Morad,
the Terrorist Terminator

Sunday, July 15, 2018

Putin's Dummy Arrives in Helsinki
Inasmuch as Helsinki is only 23 feet above sea level,
the Trump-Putin meeting is hardly a 'summit'.
Adventures in Aestheticism #68
When asked about the time his neighbor tackled
him on his riding mower and broke six of his ribs,
Rand Paul replied, "No big deal. We all do it."
Trumpnik Cost of Living Goes Up