Donald Trump Now Espouses 58 Conspiracy Theories, 

Promises to Top 75 by Labor Day

The Unexpurgated Bible #137

And to the woman taken in adultery, Jesus said, 

"Go thou and sin no more!" [Th-wack!]

"Go thou and sin no more!" [Th-wack!]

"Go thou and sin no more!" [Th-wack!]

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Man in the Moon Tells Lunatics There Is No Drought

While the main attraction at the GOP circus is certainly

Donald Trump, please don't overlook the sideshow.

I Come in Peace for All Catkind

"Thank God, it's finally Caturday, and I'm famished!"

If Donald Trump's point in calling Elizabeth Warren

 'Pocohontas' is that she's a liar, why doesn't he call her

 'Lance Armstrong'?  Pocohontas is not nearly as

famous for being a liar.

The Unexpurgated Bible #136

And then Jesus the Libertarian said to Matthew

 the Publican, "You do know, don't you, that 

taxation is theft?"

“What happens is the very hostile judge, who happens to be, 

I believe, Indian, because he's from Indiana."

America's Fling Poo and North Korea's Kim Jong-un 

Do the Dance of the Potatomorphs

Bernie Sanders Clobbers Trump, Makes

Captain America Great Again

Trump Outlines His Foreign Policy

Not until you scrape your fingernails across a blackboard

do you get the sound of Sarah Palin's voice just right.

Sarah Palin is such a ditwad she can't even get a 

century-old saying right.  'Suck it up, cupcake!' 

must be the Wasillabilly version.

"Are you a human being?"

"No, but I played one once on The Apprentice."

Fly in Donald Trump's Hair Goes Viral

'Dramatic Misspelling Bee Ends in a Tei'

"I know gibberish. I have the best gibberish."

New Caleb Howe Merch

Clown Hall #5

MC Squirtle

Trumpelstiltskin Spins Gold into $60,000 

Microcylinder Hair Intervention 

Just Deserts #4

Ken Starr Demoted, Will Spend Eternity 

as Baylor University Waterboy

New Rick Perry Merch

Republicans Fall in Line Behind Trump

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #79

Ed Krayewski

"Honey, guess what I found at the bottom of my Low-Life 

Scum Smoothie."

"Ken Paxton?"

"Good guess!" 

"Oh, I found the same thing at the bottom 

of mine yesterday."

"I'm bored. Why is it nothing ever happens around here?"

"I can add and subtract but I can't seem to

multiply.  Is it sexual dysfunction, Doc, or 

am I just bad at math?"

When pain from old rodeo injuries flares up, Texas Ag

Commish Sid Miller gets a 'Jesus Shot' and puts on 

his favorite hat.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #176

*Unsolicited Thumb in the Anus

Q: What Is Donald Trump's Primary Business?

A: Monkey Business.

According to some Christian semioticians, this Trump

hand signal probably means, "I thank the Holy Trinity

for my success."

Taliban Names Invisible Man New Leader

Warm Scuzzies #591

Peter Thiel

Mary Lou Bruner Loses Texas State Board of Education 

Election to Mona Lisa Impersonator from Planet Zark

Ariadne's Bed

"Yes, Philippe, I'm afraid that's the last of the Trumpflies."

With all this bullshit, there must be a Trump

 in there somewhere.

"Good Morning, Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should

you decide to accept it, is to determine if any part

 of Donald Trump's body is original equipment."

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #37

A Microcylinder Hair Intervention

Baylor University Not Commenting on Reports 

That the Mills of God Are Slowly Grinding 

Kenneth Starr Exceeding Small

Joe the Plumber's Latest Grift

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #136

Invasion of the Meat Puppets

René Magritte's The Son of Invisible Man

"Donald Trump, take me, I'm yours!"

"My theory is: You don’t put ideas in peoples’ heads; they 

just grow there. You might call it the Parthenogenetic 

Theory of Ideas."

Trey Ben-Ghazidi Endorses Trump, Reveals Elective

 Affinity with Jar Jar Binks

Frank Amedia, Author of Praying Away Tsunamis for

Dummies, Chosen as Trump's Religious Policy Advisor