Saturday, July 26, 2014

World's Worst Yoobs #145
Jodi Rudoren
"Holy cow pie, Batman!"
Cenk Uygur Sez:  "Sean Hannity is a big blockhead." 
[So does Lucy.]
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #54
Arthur C. Brooks
Inpeach Obama
Tippi Hedren as a Child

Friday, July 25, 2014

Representative Curt 'Quick Study' Clawson (R-FL)
Loves India on the Potomac
Solar Flare in 2012 Nearly Took America Back 
to the 18th Century
Prince George's Paternity Never in Doubt
Warm Scuzzies #488
Benny Johnson
World's Worst Yoobs #144
Betsy Rothstein
Warm Scuzzies #487
Jim Fouts
If thy gaze accidentally falleth upon the oleaginous visage 
of Rafael Edward Cruz, resist ye the temptation to pluck 
out thine eyes before sundown.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Dorks, Dweebs, and Doofuses #53
Paul Gosar
When you watch the Secretary of State call
 the military coup d'état in Egypt "hard work
 in transitioning to a democracy," you can almost
 see the strings attached to John Kerry's lower jaw.
Tom Cruise, Operating Thetan XV
Oxymorons for Our Time #168
Involuntary Public Figure
Old Men with Guns #23
Tom Greer
Governor Brewer Sez:  "The inmate who gasped and snorted
for two hours before dying did not suffer.  I'm the one who
suffered!"
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #584
Jody Hice
G. Todd Baugh Censured and Suspended for Impersonating
a Judge
Two-Minute Haters #40
Dr. Mordechai Kedar
What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #8
A Misogynistic Vampire
Texas Governor Declares Open Season and No Bag Limit
for Unaccompanied Minors Crossing the Texas Border

Warm Scuzzies #486
Officer K. Counts
"Nice moustache, Bibi!  What does it feel 
like to leap over into your opposite?"

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Dear E.T., 
Because Adam's sin affected the entire universe, 
you're damned.  And because you're not one of 
Adam's descendants, you cannot be saved.  Sorry!
Sincerely yours,

Ken Ham
Political Scientists Reveal New Bipartisan 
Hybrid:  The Barack O'Boehner
First, there was Sylvester Stallone's Rambo.

Second, there was Ronald Reagan's Rambo.

Third, there was Weird Al's Rambo

Fourth, there was Ron Paul's Rambo.

Fifth, there was Rick Perry's Rambo.
Issued a speeding ticket for driving 63 mph in a 45 mph 
zone, Sarah Palin explained she was fleeing the vampires
from True Blood.
American Schutzstaffel #43
"What's Ted Nugent spewing today?"
"Oh, of an Idaho Native American tribe, he says, 'I take it 
as a badge of honor that such unclean vermin are upset 
by me and my positive energy'."
Raising Governor Fudpucker on Mount Sumbitchi
Max Headroom

Mad Max Headroom

Max Headworm
Limbaugh Lite

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Little Rock, 1957

Dallas, 2014
"Take that, you dern half-pint refugee!"
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #153
Black-and-White Is the New Orange
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #583
Stephen Steinlight

Monday, July 21, 2014

How Jesus Makes Selfie Toast
Is Obama using the shoot-down of Flight MH17 to
 distract us from the border crisis which he is using
 to distract us from the IRS scandal which he is using 
to distract us from Benghazi?  Or is it the other
way around?
Greedheads Galore #38
David Von Spreckelsen