Fearguth is heading north to the

Backwoods Music Festival.  He'll

be back online by Tuesday, 9/8.

'Texas Deputies Believed Man Shot Dead with Hands Up 

Had a Kwan Dao, Sheriff Says'

"Can a man excuse his practices ... because of his 

religious belief? To permit this would be to make 

the professed doctrines of religious belief superior 

to the law of the land, and in effect to permit 

every citizen to become a law unto himself. 

Government could exist only in name under 

such circumstances." (Reynolds v. U.S., 1878

"You like McKinley and I like Denali,

McKinley! Denali! McKinley! Denali!

Let's call the whole thing off!"

Do NOT call this Hasbro hamster 'Harris Faulkner'.

Call it 'Sue Yoo'.

Muzzle for Walking Your Trump in the Woods at Night

Alabama Secession Postponed After Only 30 People Show 

Up for Rally in State Capital

Kim Davis is such an ardent believer in opposite-sex 

marriage she's been wedded four times. Her marital 

success rate is obviously due to her good looks.

'Ceptin You're Gay

"Speaker Boehner is entitled to call me a 'jackass', but I’m

 not going to respond in kind by calling him an 'asshole',

even though that's what he is."

According to a new survey, 54% of GOPers think that 

President Obama is a Muslim and CryptoTrumpite.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #120

Duck and Cover: the Next Generation

Peripatetic Perigrine Perigrinating

New Study: Drinking a Glass of Red Wine Is the Same as 

Getting a Lifetime of Exercise

A Festival for Our Time

Don't Forget the Cheesecake!

It's never too early or too late to dress for

success.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #180

Robert Stacy McCain and Duane Lester

"We're so confident Dr. Demento's

 Crazy Pills will work that we 

offer a 'Double Your Money 

Back' guarantee if they don't."

“When I look Jeb in the eye, I am able to get a sense 

of his soul, what there is of it."

"Step right up, folks!  You'll see the freaks, the strange

 people, the weird people, you'll see what they do, hear 

what they talk about!"

If Donald Trump Had Been a Dentist

Chris Christie is on a new diet.  Every time he

 says, "Hillary Clinton is a disgrace!" he loses 

one ounce of body fat.

Donald Trump and Scott Walker say,  "Build the dang wall!"

Svengali, Donald Trump's Cat