Flag Desecration #60

World's Worst Yoobs #128

Margaret Sullivan

Remember those leftovers you stuck in the fridge two 

months ago---the mystery meat that's now covered with 

three different colors of mold and the reddish veggie matter

that's now liquified?  Well, Rudy Giuliani is a lot like that.

“Brian, come on. What do you think the stroll on the 

beach with Obama and Christie was? It was politics.

 Why do you think Obama called Christie and 

wanted to go into town? It was politics. And 

you know how much I abhor politics!" 

"Benghazi, rawr!  Benghazi, rawr!  Benghazi, rawr!

Benghazi, rawr!  Benghazi, rawr!  Benghazi, rawr!

Et cetera, et cetera, and so forth!"

"Elect me, or I'll send Joe Pesci to Wisconsin to

cuss you all out!"

If you discover a beached whale on the golf course, just call 

New England Aquarium's 24-Hour Marine Animal Hotline.

Mark Cuban Offers Donald Trump $1 Million

 to Shave His Beaver

Although the Governor was twice the man the President was, 

Hurricane Sandy had helped minimize their difference. 

The dog was on the table, but, so far, Social Security

and Medicare were not.

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #19

David Mamet

"I take pride in the fact that my library contains no 

book published after Calvin Coolidge left office."

Chicago conspirators bump unemployment rate up to 7.9%, 

just to befuddle Jack Welch's incredible shrinking brain.

"The average density of stars in the universe is 

about 1.4 per 100 billion cubic light-years."  The 

average density of stars in Hollywood is reportedly

 much higher.

Public Service Announcement

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #435

John Koster

It was just another day in Mitt Romney's Potemkin Village.

"Hold on, everybody!  Walmart has

everything under control!"

"Leprosy?  Yes, leprosy has already taken three fingers 

off my right hand!"

Yes, it's true:  Republican life does begin at deception.

Whooping Crane

Drooping Crane

"Republicans are born, not made!"

Jackie O'Lantern

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #73

Nightmare on FEMA Street

Skeletor Sez:  "The 2016

presidential race starts

in just seven days!"

Warm Scuzzies #342

Shashank Tripathi

Wild Bore Goes on Rampage in Wild Boar

Warm Scuzzies #341

Stephen Einhorn

Whiteworld #11

If the Colorblind Lead the Colorblind

"First of all, I would chloroform FEMA and send it back to 

the states for evisceration and then to the private sector for 

the coup de grâce." 

"You know, kids have good instincts. They look at the 

other guy and say, 'Well, that’s a bullsh***er, I can tell, 

because I know what letters those asterisks stand for.'" 

You've probably never heard of a 'Charitable Remainder

 Unitrust', an exotic tax-dodging device.  Mitt Romney 

has, and it's one of the reasons he's rich and you're not.

Sure, you've heard of Tim the Enchanter.  But have

you heard of Fearguth the Disenchanter?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #434

John McTernan

As Paul Ryan might say were he smart 

enough, "Blue Gal isn't everything, 

she's the only thing!"

If Pam Geller happens to knock at your

door this Halloween, please be advised

that offering her a Snickers bar won't

satisfy her.

Are you ready for the Romney School of Go Kartography?

When Great Britain (including its colonies in North America) 

finally adopted the Gregorian Calendar in 1752, it was 

necessary to correct the old Julian Calendar by 11 days.  

As a result, Wednesday, 2 September 1752 was 

followed by Thursday, 14 September 1752. Rioting 

ensued, with people demanding, "Give us our eleven 

days back!"  In contrast, those who are inclined to vote 

for Mitt Romney today aren't rioting and demanding, 

"Give us our eight years with George W. Bush back!"  

Why is this?

"You did good, Poppy, when you endorsed Tommy

 Thompson for the Senate.  Tammy Baldwin is a 

real liberal bitch, even worse than Al Franken!"

"The Romney Burger is a nod to New England 

surf and turf, and includes a signature BGR 

patty topped with lobster and hollandaise." 

And don't forget to add a side of aromatic

Gas-X Fries.

MSNBC Panel Ponders Whether Hurricane Sandy

 Is a Sign from God Whose Political Impact Will 

Be Good For Obama or Bad For Romney

"The Zomneys are coming, 

the Zomneys are coming!"

"Z-z-z-z-zomneys?"

Thin and Effeminate Man

Fat and Masculine Man

"Dung, sir."

"What?"

"I've got your dung."

"What dung?"

"Your dung. Three hundredweight 

of heavy Mitt. Where do you 

want it?"

"Watergate,  Debategate, Billygate, Filegate, Woolygate, 

Zippergate, Fajitagate, Nipplegate, Waitergate, 

Benghazigate!  In short, Blah, Blah, Blahgate!"

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #156

Jim Geraghty and Andrew Malcolm