Fearguth will be camping and hiking in Rocky Mountain

National Park for the next seven days. He will be back

online July 25.

After failing to jerk over 200 lbs., was it the weightlifter's fault

that she bore a striking resemblance to Michelle Malkin?

Major Dutch Schaeffer had whipped the Predator,

but all he could do to fight wildfires was glower.

"I warned my German correspondent that if he

continued to run wild, he was going to end up

as a pulled pork sandwich in the hands of George

Bush. But did he listen to me? No sir!"

Sure, the city lay in ruins. But the watermelons

were unscathed and it was time to party.

Still Life with Shortstop and Bobbled Ball

Bush to World: "Sit on This and Spin!"

The brave firefighter was doing his best to douse

the fires of Armageddon.

After firing the artillery rounds, the soldiers

took a short break for prayers.

The little French girl couldn't understand

why she had to get on the big boat and leave

her friends in Beirut.

Caught in a sudden rainshower, Prime Minister

Koizumi feared that his Elvis hairdo was going

to be ruined.

Babe now realized it was a bad idea to visit Cousin Fangdong

in the middle of a tropical storm.

Though the condition is extremely rare, some lobsters

do suffer from split personality.

Find the poor man in this G8 Family Reunion photo.

"What they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop

doing this shit, and it's over," President Bush said with his

mouth full of roast wild pig as he buttered a piece of bread.

"And lose the pink tie, Tony. It makes you look like a sissy."

Like his US counterpart, Ehud Olmert has no

combat experience. How easy it is for these war

virgins to pull the military trigger.

Vladimir Putin was amused when Angela Merkel

insisted it was raining indoors.

Jacques Chirac tells Vladimir Putin

how the cow ate the cabbage.

Michael Schumacher was so thrilled at winning

the French Grand Prix that he didn't even notice

his legs were missing.

Senior Citizens Keith Richards and Ron Wood

Performing at 'Bigger Bang Theory of the Universe' Benefit

Activist, suspected of being rabid, is rounded up

and held for observation.

Stunt Doubles for G8 Summiteers Spotted

in St. Petersburg

Bildungblog Exclusive!

This is the outfit President Bush plans

to wear for landing on the USS Abraham

Lincoln next May when he celebrates the

fourth anniversary of 'Mission Accomplished'.

You wanna know why the whole world is going to pot?

That's right, it's marijuana!

"If one more voter tells me I'm chopped liver,

I'm gonna flatten his schnozzola!"

Satan's diabolical scheme to have the

Abrahamic religions destroy each other

finally seems to be succeeding.

Horse Questions the Sense of Two Brits Who

Plan to Travel 12,000 Miles in a Tuk Tuk

If the Bush Doctrine Were a Helicopter

Not only had the piccolo player left his uniform at home,

but he had forgotten where his place was in the formation.

"God, you're cute!"

G8 Summiteers Decide to Resolve International Disagreements

By Means of Golf Cart Racing

Anti-Government Protester Fined for Wearing

Faulty Mask

Kim Clijsters First Serve in the Clyster Competition

Escapee from Chick-fil-A® Billboard Exhorts

Tour de France Riders to 'Eat More Chikin

If Croatia attacks Spain from the rear,

will Greece help?

The Middle East As Seen From Space

Operating a 155 mm mobile artillery piece is

exhausting labor, so a soldier has to grab a few

winks when and where he can.