"In online havens for MAGA extremists, a growing minority 

of the President’s once-devout backers are now denouncing 

him and rejecting his recent pleas for peace. Some have 

called for his arrest or execution, labelling him a 'traitor'

 and a 'coward'.”

And this one-third of the Republican 

Party will form a new political faction,

the Anti-Low-Flow Incandescent Party.

White House Adviser Peter Navarro Leaves the West Wing

 with an Autographed Picture of the Cookie Monster

The Zip-Tie Handcuff Collector

Has COVID-19 finally gone too far?

"Send me the pillow that you dream on

So darling, I can dream on it, too."

Like the Capitol Hill Insurrectionists who

 have been arrested, the fish just got caught

 up in the moment.

Lauren Boebert is understandably reluctant to 

go through the new Moron Detector installed

 in the U.S. Capitol.

Lauren Boebert Goes on 

Thousand Apologies Tour

Never before had so many ostriches been

choked in so little time.

Martin Luther Declares Statehood

MyPillow Guy Urges Trump to Impose

Martian Law

Ask Lauren about her Kobalt Blue Foam Kneeling Pad.

"Eager for a final taste of the pomp of being President, 

Trump has asked for a major send-off."

No Facebook, No Twitter?  Follow Trump on

Steampunk Etch a Sketch!

Nurse Ratched Was a Trumpnik

Once a Trump Junkie, Always a Trump Junkie

Patrick Maloney Sez (of Lauren Boebert):  

"If you’re going to be a gun nut, you probably 

shouldn’t go off half cocked."

Even before the Capitol Hill Insurrection, Lauren Boebert

had been arrested four times.  This is one of her

mugshots.

How much loathing does Ted Cruz need?

You get the impression that the Capitol Hill Insurrectionists

imagined themselves playing a hyperrealistic

video game.

Dick NeCarlo, Citizen Journalist

and Capitol Hill Stormtrooper

Repentant Oklahoma Republican Senator James Lankford 

Sorry That African-Americans May Have Misinterpreted 

His Opposition to Certifying Joe Biden's Election and 

Demanding an Audit of Swing State Votes; It Was “Never 

My Intention to Disenfranchise Any Voter or State,” He Says

 

When one watches a Trumpnik, like Jorge Riley, talk, one is

better able to understand the concept of Idiocracy.

"Trump was upset generally that virtually nobody is 

defending him — including press secretary Kayleigh McEnany."

Matthew Kaminski, Editor of The Politico,

Sez:  "We rise above partisanship and 

ideological warfare."

Brandon Burden, Pastor of KingdomLife Church,

Urges Followers to Keep Guns Loaded, Stock Up on 

Food and Water Before Biden Inauguration

Now a Major Motion Picture!

John Eastman Takes Early Retirement,

Receives Bad Wubbish Award

Today's Modern Trumpnik

The cost of being a GOPer in Congress goes up.

It must have been one of those

solid gold Porta Pottys.

Carrying the Confederate flag through the

nation's Capitol was hard work.  So, Kevin

Seefried took a short break.

Rubbernecker-in-Chief

Leaving the GOP at age 83 almost sounds like a

deathbed conversion.

Trump Stiffs America's Mayor™

America Fiddles as Trump Burns

"Sorry, Kayleigh, but you're too late.  insurrectionist Cosplay

 Day was last week."

Six months ago, Senator Tom Cotton called for invoking 

the Insurrection Act and sending troops to quell 

“cadres of left-wing radicals like antifa”.  Today, the 

Senator from Arkansas won't vote to convict someone

 who ordered an actual assault on the nation's Capitol.

Of course Tom Cotton won't convict.

He's a co-conspirator.

Olympic Swimming Gold Medalist Klete Keller Netted

for Making Splash at Capitol Hill Insurrection

"I have the best impeachments.  They're YOOOGE!"

Shut out of social media, Trump re-invents the telegraph.

If justice is done, Marjorie Greene will soon be wearing

a 'Censured' mask.

"I wonder what it is you see with 

those Crazy Eyes."

When someone from your own political party and from

a neighboring state describes you as 'Literal QAnon

Lady', you must be Marjorie Taylor Greene.

On your list of things to be thankful for, what number

is the end of Mike Pompeo's Reign of Error as

Secretary of State?

Grogu New Poster Boy for Muscle Milk

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #203

Kristin Nagle and Sarah Choujounian

Warm Scuzzies #1,002

Robert Keith Packer