Saturday, September 01, 2018

Beto for Senate,
Ted Cruz for Sewer Diver
If in Doubt, Pout
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #179
Full Nonmetal Jacket
Trump Organization Introduces New Line of
Lifelike, Certified Organic Sex Robots
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #143
Anna Marie Arpino

Friday, August 31, 2018

Kid Gets What He Deserves for Reciting
Joyce Kilmer's 'Trees' So Recklessly

Thursday, August 30, 2018

Rafael and the Pussycat
When GOPers whisper into her ear, Salena Zito
hears 'Independents', 'Swing Voters', and
'Former Democrats'.  This looks like a job for
Miracle-Ear®!
"There were two crooked men, and they walked a crooked mile.
They found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.
They bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house."
Trump probably confuses Vincent Price with Fisher-Price, too.
Visiting Hollywood?  Be sure to check this out!
Adventures in Aestheticism #86
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #744
Liz Crokin
Warm Scuzzies #826
Scott Taylor

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

If Ted Cruz had been in a band, it would have been
Leisure Suit Larry & the Lounge Lizards.
Patrick McGrath Acknowledges Error in Judgment,
Won't Be Retiring to $2.3 Million Tuscan Estate in
Silicon Valley
Worry Not, for God Is Keeping Her Eyes on Things
Adventures in Aestheticism #85
Ron DeSantis Wastes No Time Letting His
White Nationalist Freak Flag Fly
Baby Trump Balloon Now in Rehearsals in New Jersey
for Fall North American Tour

Tuesday, August 28, 2018

Descendants of Scarface Seek Injunction to Halt
Wingnut Comparisons of Al Capone to Donald Trump
Adventures in Aestheticism #84
Stormy Daniels says Trump in bed is like a 
Disney World Fast Pass.
Trump's Hairdo Goes Rogue, Migrates to Chin of 
J. C. Potts, Body Piercer and White Supremacist
Whiteworld #68
The sooner today's Christian White Nationalist GOP
becomes extinct, the better.
Diamond and Silk Expose Google Conspiracy Against
Orange Day-Glo Snack Foods
White House Flag Now Mounted on Pogo Stick
 So That It Can Be Lowered to Half-Staff and 
Then Raised Again and Then Lowered Again 
More Quickly
Warm Scuzzies #825
Patrick McGrath

Monday, August 27, 2018

"Kaw-liga was a wooden Indian standing by the door."
Trump at Half-Staff
The Celebrated Bloviating Toad
 of the Oval Office
"Why Did the White House Raise Its Putin Flag 
So Quickly After McCain’s Death?"
Is Robert Mueller coming after the Arby's mascot?
Planet of the Trumpniks
If Narcissus Had Been an Eagle
Adventures in Aestheticism #83
 "Uuunnnnnhhhh!"

Sunday, August 26, 2018