Beto for Senate,

Ted Cruz for Sewer Diver

If in Doubt, Pout

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #179

Full Nonmetal Jacket

Trump Organization Introduces New Line of

Lifelike, Certified Organic Sex Robots

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #143

Anna Marie Arpino

Kid Gets What He Deserves for Reciting

Joyce Kilmer's 'Trees' So Recklessly

Rafael and the Pussycat

When GOPers whisper into her ear, Salena Zito

hears 'Independents', 'Swing Voters', and

'Former Democrats'.  This looks like a job for

Miracle-Ear®!

"There were two crooked men, and they walked a crooked mile.

They found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.

They bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,

And they all lived together in a little crooked house."

Trump probably confuses Vincent Price with Fisher-Price, too.

Visiting Hollywood?  Be sure to check this out!

Adventures in Aestheticism #86

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #744

Liz Crokin

Warm Scuzzies #826

Scott Taylor

If Ted Cruz had been in a band, it would have been

Leisure Suit Larry & the Lounge Lizards.

Patrick McGrath Acknowledges Error in Judgment,

Won't Be Retiring to $2.3 Million Tuscan Estate in

Silicon Valley

Worry Not, for God Is Keeping Her Eyes on Things

Adventures in Aestheticism #85

Ron DeSantis Wastes No Time Letting His

White Nationalist Freak Flag Fly

Baby Trump Balloon Now in Rehearsals in New Jersey

for Fall North American Tour

Descendants of Scarface Seek Injunction to Halt

Wingnut Comparisons of Al Capone to Donald Trump

Adventures in Aestheticism #84

Stormy Daniels says Trump in bed is like a 

Disney World Fast Pass.

Trump's Hairdo Goes Rogue, Migrates to Chin of 

J. C. Potts, Body Piercer and White Supremacist

Whiteworld #68

The sooner today's Christian White Nationalist GOP

becomes extinct, the better.

Diamond and Silk Expose Google Conspiracy Against

Orange Day-Glo Snack Foods

White House Flag Now Mounted on Pogo Stick

 So That It Can Be Lowered to Half-Staff and 

Then Raised Again and Then Lowered Again 

More Quickly

Warm Scuzzies #825

Patrick McGrath

"Kaw-liga was a wooden Indian standing by the door."

Trump at Half-Staff

The Celebrated Bloviating Toad

 of the Oval Office

"Why Did the White House Raise Its Putin Flag 

So Quickly After McCain’s Death?"

Is Robert Mueller coming after the Arby's mascot?

Planet of the Trumpniks

If Narcissus Had Been an Eagle

Adventures in Aestheticism #83

 "Uuunnnnnhhhh!"

Adventures in Aestheticism #82