Death Threats Traced to Local Man Who Says He Hates 

ALL Bakers:  Christian, Muslim, Straight or Gay

"OK, God, I've connected all the dots.  Now what?"

Flawed Bush, Farcical Rubio, Wary Perry, 

Unimaginable Graham, Bad Deal Cruz?

Such apt nicknames!

James Madison's Second Amendment

  "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security 

of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear

 Arms, shall not be infringed."

Sam Brownback's Second Amendment 

"Responsible gun ownership, being necessary for 

protection and sport, the right of the people to

 keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

Smiler Grogan

Unsmiler Pence

Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana,

Plays Who Wants to Be a Bigot 

Millionaire?---and WINS!

Check out those kneeling pads!  When it comes to praying

in public, Ted Cruz & Co. are real pros.

"I would ask for us to pray for peace, but I know for a 

couple of you, that would be a violation of your religious 

freedom."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #622

Paul Shepherd

Every time Tammy Bruce goes on Fox News to defend 

Christianity, Jesus cries out again, "My God, my God, 

why have you forsaken me?"

To wingnuts, Obama is worse than Hitler because 

he's like Hitler appeasing Hitler.

Kansans Allow Permit-Free Carrying of Concealed

Guns, Rename State

Tony the Tiger Sez:  "They're Grrrrreat!" 

"Louie Gohmert says 'Bomb it!'  He thinks it's a centrifuge."

Those Muslim bakers didn't refuse to bake a wedding cake 

for Steven Crowder because he said he was gay.  It's

 because they didn't believe anyone gay would marry him.

"OK, so the Second Amendment walks into a bar. 

 Then what?"

Little Known Fact #59

For authenticity, the Tear Print autographed 

by Glenn Beck is rivaled only by the

Weeping Statue of Padre Pio.

Jesus Gets a Big Surprise at The Last Supper

"Any nuke deal with Iran goes through Congress like

crap through a goose."

"Fellow Kansans, if you can figure out how to conceal your 

Winchester, you can now carry it without any training

or a permit."

According to Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly, the 77% of 

adult Americans who identify as 'Christians' are almost 

100% cowards who would rather risk getting Ebola than 

being called racists or homophobes.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #621

Curt Smith

"It was the right thing to remove Saddam Hussein from power, 

because he thumbed his nose at me and that sort of rude

 gesture simply cannot be tolerated."

DHS Raises Trojan Easter Bunny Threat Level to 'High'

"Look alive, Buddy!  It's Good Friday!"

Tail-Gunner Ted Returns from Backlashing the 

Fortune 500 Corporate Backlash Against Indiana's

 'Religious Freedom' Law

"I wouldn't have believed that I would be involved in as

 much as I am today. And it certainly isn't by choice. It's 

just that my hair is on fire."

Texas Trooper Required to Get Counseling for Posing With,

Not Shooting, Black Man

Sorry, Ted, but pigs will learn to fly before you do.

"Is the clam chowder fresh?"

"It sure is.  It's downright impudent!"

For some reason, Pence Cakes are quite popular these days.

Senator Inhofe Offers Proof That Frost-Free Fridges

Are a Hoax

“In Iran they hang you for the crime of being gay.  Heck, 

in Yell County where I'm from, we used to hang people 

for the crime of being black."

“By the end of the week, I think Indiana will be in the right 

place, which is to say, nestled between Illinois and Ohio."

Wingnuts hate it when they are quoted verbatim.  They

 hate it even more when they 'quote' themselves in 

front of a camera.

Brian Bosma, Indiana House Speaker, Working

Diligently to 'Clarify' His Bigotry

Monthly dues for The First Church of Cannabis, Indiana's

newest religious denomination, is $4.20, which, at the

current exchange rate, is equal to 284 Pence.

"Fill-er-up, Ma!"

"Mildred and I just wanted to tell you how much we

appreciated the way you politicized the Germanwings

airline disaster.  It simply wasn't tragic enough until

you spoke out."

Stuart Spitzer says that sexual abstinence

works, and, as proof, he cites the fact that 

he didn't have sex until he completed his 

doctorate in Abstinence Education when 

he was 29.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #620

Eric Miller

"Honestly, do I look corrupt to you?"

"Not until you said 'honestly'."

McDonald's Chicken Before Removal of Additives

McDonald's Chicken After Removal

of Additives

"In my commencement speech at the 

University of Houston, I will tell the

graduates to become movie stars

and clip their alma mater for

$135,000 in speaking fees."

Warm Scuzzies #545

University of Houston

If you are a gay couple living in Walkerton, Indiana,

please be advised that the Amazon Dash Button for 

Memories Pizza does not work.

The Great Stone Head of San Lorenzo

The Great Stone Head of Indiana