“I came to Washington with a set of values,

and I’m leaving with the same set of values,”

says President Bush. GIGO, in other words:

Garbage In, Garbage Out.

Little Filipino Girl Worried She Might

Grow Up to Be Like Michelle Malkin

And most of us didn't even know

it had been gone.

Deadheads

Spreadheads

Breadheads

A Tokyo Rose for Our Time

What to Wear When You Go

Bargain Hunting at Wal-Mart

The First Warning Sign of Christmas

Tour de Poteau Téléphonique

Gravesite of Mr. & Mrs. Jack Spratt

It's difficult to hypnotize a policeman in riot gear,

but not impossible.

World's Worst Yobs #62

Victor Davis Hanson

Lordy, Lordi!

Dweevil the Chihuahua always put on

the dog for Black Friday.

The Only Mink That Survived the Claire Booth Luce

Policy Institute Conservative Women Calendar

Will America's most unpopular turkey

decide to pardon himself?

Have a Happy Thanksgiving Feast!

This time around the wheel of life, the Buddha

has opted for the early Wavy Gravy look.

Pisco Kid and Poncho

Obama Wants to Keep BlackBerry So He Can Keep

Grover Norquist Up-to-Date on Tax Reform

Thank You, Sarah Palin, for Helping

Us Defeat John McCain

When Grover Norquist claimed the world financial crisis was

caused by a fear of tax increases in 2010, the reaction of

logicians was dramatic.

Grandchild of Japanese Emperor Arrested

for 'Breaking Divine Wind'

Would someone please tell this applicant for a position

in the Obama Administration that he has way too much

baggage to ever make it through the vetting process?

In order to avoid freezer burn, Mark Halperin had to read

responses to his latest media bias seizure ten feet away from

the screen of his Apple computer.

Displaced Congolese Woman Indifferent to Outcome

of Coleman/Franken Recount Process in Minnesota;

Claims She Has Never Heard of Nate Silver

In withdrawing his name from consideration as head

of the CIA, John Brennan wrote: "The fact that I was

not involved in the decisionmaking process for any
of these controversial policies and actions has been

ignored." Isn't this the same argument Adolf Eichmann

made when he was on trial in Jerusalem for war crimes?

Leggy Reactionary Breaks Jaw While

Skinning Mink with Her Bare Teeth

Without photographs, Bildungblog would be

much the poorer. So, Fearguth is delighted

to give credit to Chad the Elder at Fraters

Libertas for capturing the essence of

the Hindrocketeer on film.

Katon Dawson Cancels Membership in

Whites-Only Country Club to Run for

Chairmanship of Whites-Only

Political Party

Search Underway to Find Term of Contempt

Adequate to Capture the Essence of Dick Morris

Drudge Report Funnies #22

"Judge sentences noise violator to listen

to Barry Manilow..."

Is it an accident or a sign of Divine Providence that the

first three letters of Joe Lieberman's last name are L-I-E?

The tank commander was beginning to have his

doubts that the driver really knew how to use the

Penthouse Road Atlas.

Judge Grants Divorce to Alan Colmes from Sean

Hannity on the Grounds of Irreconcilable Imbecility

There is a difference between hitting the ground running

and just hitting the ground.

GM Ends Nine-Year Endorsement Deal with Tiger

Woods; World's Greatest Golfer and Latest Victim

of Global Recession Throws Hissy Fit

If you could take a photograph of the shape the world

economy is in today, it would probably look like this

face of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Managing Director

of the International Monetary Fund.

There ought to be a law which prohibits anyone who is

afraid of cows and horses, like George W. Bush, from

wearing a Stetson hat.

It would be easier to prove that God exists than

to prove that $2.8 trillion exists for all the

government bailouts now underway.

Old Record for Boardinghouse Reach Smashed

Look into the face of U. S. Attorney Mary Beth

Buchanan and you may be reminded of a line

from Camus: "There are crimes of passion and

crimes of logic."

Matt Drudge is concerned lest Barack Obama sully his

'green' image by riding around in a gas-guzzling limo.

Here's the vehicle he thinks our President-elect should

be using instead.

On his Time magazine blog, The Page, last February,

Mark Halperin sketched out 16 tactics the "savvy,

experienced operatives" in the McCain campaign

could use "to try to beat Obama." Well, McCain

and his forces took Mark's suggestions to heart

and tried them all at one time or another until

Election Day. Alas, not one of them worked. Now

Mr. Halperin is saying he's disgusted with the

"extreme bias" and "extreme pro-Obama coverage"

of the media. It's enough to make one think of Mark

as the Joe Lieberman of the press corps.

World's Worst Yoobs #30

Helen Smith

Nude Pics in Naked Cowboy's Phone Lost

at McDonald's Get Online

Execrable (ék-si-krə-bəl) adj. 1. deserving to be

execrated; detestable. 2. very bad; wretched

[Saxby Chambliss is an execrable politician].

Fearguth's Rules of Order #19

Don't ask a monkey if it is drinking orange juice on

an empty stomach.